ugly bulldozer

Completely and thorough ugliness such that it causes great pain. It's a phrase used to describe someone unfortunate enough to have been born so ugly.

Also, one who hit every single fucking branch in a fall from an ugly tree. Worst than the ugly stick.

Forget the ugly stick. This girl got run over by the ugly bulldozer.

Don't look now, but here comes an ugly bulldozer.

by The Real Governor January 2, 2009

Dirty Bulldozer

When a girl is on her back and you are done blowing a load on her, you climb off and drag your asshole across her nose.

After I squirted in her eye, I gave her a dirty bulldozer!

by A.M. MagicMan April 30, 2008

Cincinnati Bulldozer

When you are fucking a chic from behind, doggy style... You grab her wrists and pull them back behind your waste so she is straddling you, then proceed to walk around and bash her into stuff like her TV or somethin.

The reason that your TV is busted is cause I preformed the Cincinnati Bulldozer on your mom last night.

by John Vandenbor January 2, 2009

Georgia Bulldozer

When you are doing a chick doggy style. You go in like your going to grab her tits and abruptly swing your arms outwards so she falls on her face. Now start pushing her around the room into coffe tables, lamps, etc. making bulldozing sounds.

I Georgia bulldozer that bitch so hard she got a concussion

by buttfugers September 6, 2012

pfoho belltower

the suite of rooms in Pforzheimer house at Harvard that comprise one of the largest suites at Harvard. The belltower has a full size built-in bar in the party room upstairs and has 3 common rooms, 12 bedrooms, and 3.5 bathrooms. The residents are wildly proficient at playing Winning Eleven, rowing crew, banking, violin, writing, afterschool programs, fencing, scrabble, more banking, singing, ves, drinking, and seeing how often they can use the word croad in a day (harder than you think). The residents are also able to enjoy many, many tv channels. Many channels indeed.

"This chick told me that the pfoho belltower and the people that live in it are 'all things sketchy.' So I told her that she was a croad . . . Quick game for Winning Eleven?"

by croadhater November 5, 2006

Enema Bulldozer

The act of ejaculating semen into the partner's rectum, then while the penis is still inserted, the person begins urinating in the anal cavity. Then when finished, the person pulls out the penis and punches the partner in the ass while the urine and semenal fluid oozes out.

Did you hear about Marcus? He didn't come to school today because Stanley gave him one hell of an Enema Bulldozer last night.

by i jah April 26, 2009

bellzer

Stupid little pillock, with a sqint head, and virtually everything wrong with him that is humanly possible and then some

That is the most bellzer like thing i've seen

by Craig Hanlon October 4, 2003