Beerpal-tunnel syndrome

a medical condition that affects your dominant drinking arm

He's drinking with his left hand because his right arm has beerpal-tunnel syndrome

by jonesberger October 8, 2018

Beerapy

The use of beer to deal with problems as opposed to therapy.

"My girlfriend broke up with me today. I think I need a good beerapy session"

by T.Ray December 14, 2009

beeruccino

A drink resulting from the improper pouring of beer into a glass or cup; often creating a large layer of foam relative to the amount of beer.

- "Brett does not know how to pour a beer. It may be because he works at Starbucks, but he sure does love making a beeruccino."
- "Yeah, they should change his title to beerista."

by j0shar June 16, 2011

beerpizza

Beerpizza is the term used to describe cheap pizza that isn't very good, but who cares when you're drinking beer?

Beerpizza my place on friday, You bring the Beer I got the beerpizza.

by Maintplatoon February 21, 2011

Carbon Beerprint

The negative impact a beer drinker has on the beer supply at any given event or gathering.

Craig: Boy, Bubbie's really slamming them down tonight.
Joe: If he's not careful he'll drink the place dry.
Becky: Ya, he has no concept of his Carbon Beerprint.

by Your Eminence November 19, 2013

BeerPussy

A scalley-wag named Jerry who has assumed this name as an alter ego.

BeerPussy is a Juniata legend.

by Jazzy MacJizz December 8, 2019

Beerphones

The effect of beer or any other alcoholic beverage to slow down brain fuction enough to convince a person that the song they are listening to (initially condidered to be crap) is actually moderately enjoyable. The effects usually continue to progress further by the person becoming convinced they can dance to the music, and thus finally resulting in the consumer screaming out onto the dance floor and expressing in a drunken slurr that... "Dude, this song F*$5KING ROCKS!"

Cousin to the beergoggles

After having a few drinks, JR began tapping his foot to the musical catastrophe of Pittsburgh Slim. The beerphones had just set in.

by Barb E. January 13, 2008