beeralysis

the state of being too drunk to move from your spot on the floor, on your significant other, or any inappropriate place you wouldn't wanna be sober

yo dude...evans on the floor is he passed out?

nah man he's just got beeralysis

by erogers123 June 15, 2010

Beerlygomist

Equal enjoyment of more than one beer in a flight of beers.

I like the bastard brown and the honey blond off this flight equally! I'm such a beerlygomist.

by gridhawk April 4, 2016

Beerflation

The price of a pitcher of beer went up 8.2% from last year at my local bowling alley.

This beerflation is killing my wallet, where's Alan Greenspan when you need him.

by Smokey the bear April 27, 2016

beerly

A measurement of time.

"How often do you go to the toilet?" "oh I dont know, beerly"

by Bumping March 3, 2017

Beefly

To have extra large penis which is shared with several over women

Everyone now knows Tony is beefly so all the loose women have a new target

by Gigiddy64 July 17, 2018