beeders

extremely bad luck, in a funny kind of way (for your friends, not for you obviously!)

"Beeders Neil, that bird hates you"

by Bryan Chalmers December 6, 2006

beermergency

When the beer supply in any type of social drinking situation becomes critically low, and replenishment is either impossible or extremely dificult. Thus creating a major buzzkill. Symptoms of a beermergency may include, panic, chaos, premature sobriety and all the girls/guys at the party becoming ugly again.

When we realized that we were critically low on beer, we knew we had a real beermergency on our hands.

by Woody Wood December 10, 2006

beerdar

A sixth sense that enables you to pinpoint the exact location of beer, especially in unfamiliar households, and, within seconds, allows you to break into the house without leaving any trace of evidence and open up a nice, cold, brewsky.

My beerdar led me to a case of Yuengling that not even the owner of the house knew about. Within seconds, I was in and out and on my way to a night of good times with my two best friends.

by C-Mills and Hizz November 30, 2007

bearder's remorse

The instant regret felt by a man who hastily shaves off his beard either out of impulse or frustration, usually after a considerable amount of time and money has been spent growing, grooming, and nurturing it.

Tim: Joaquin looks so different without that gnarly beard. I barely recognized him at the bar last night.
Sean: I know! But be careful mentioning that around him. Dude is having some serious bearder's remorse about it.

by sweetbeejesus June 16, 2012

Beerker

A drinking game known only to the most courageous of alcoholics. Beerker combines the two greatest things known to man, beer and poker, into one spectacular event. In the first round, a player can wager up to three drinks and must guess a card. To win the bet, the player's guess must be within three cards of the actual card value. If the player wins the bet, he/she chooses one opponent to consume the wagered number of drinks. If the player loses the bet, however, everyone else points and yells “Beerker!” in a demeaning manner. With each passing round the card range in which a player’s guess can be correct becomes smaller, while the minimum number of drinks increases. These round-by-round changes decrease the player's probability of a correct guess, but increase the probability of alcohol poisoning. The game ends with the infamous bonus round, in which players can wager anything humanly possible.

Player 1: "I wager 8 drinks and cutting my wrists vertically! I guess the card will be a 5!"

*Card comes up a Queen*

Everyone else: "Beerker!"

by Camden Maine May 16, 2010

beerdriver

1.5 oz Vodka
1.5 oz OJ
1.5 oz Beer

Man I love pounding Beerdrivers and blacking out.

by Kolbomba July 25, 2016

beerverage

A southern cocktail made with any light beer and berry flavored Crystal Light drink mix. Use equal parts beer and Crystal Light (already prepared with water). Natural light is good, but you can also use any light beer available. Garnish with ice and lemon. Good cocktail for ladies, as you will not get sloppy drunk and you will cut calories.

Melissa: Hey Leanne, do you want to come over for some beerverages? I have the beer and the Crystal Light chillin' in the fridge.

Leanne: Oh yeah! That would be perfect, I don't want to drink too much because I have to have dinner with my grandmother later. I'll bring the lemons.

by imswtmelissa August 20, 2011