Beanie

Beanie is that big forehead , that large head, that biggy wiggy, that head you wouldve never thought you would ever see

You got da BEANIE!!

by ohdsoqwcldebvli3qwbvc September 15, 2018

Beanie

a small bean (of course) who loves their fandoms way too much. will shower you with love and affection if given memes and chocolate. also loves to be themselves and will not hesitate to help another.

Person 1: Hey is that Beanie again?
Person 2: Yep.
Person 1: I don’t know if I should be excited or scared-

by Seeeeese October 9, 2018

Beanie

A person who is mean. Also known as a meanie beanie

Jake is a beanie

by Spruce July 4, 2018

beanis

A phallus-shaped marital aid crafted from beans and/or bean-based products. A premium beanis comes with optional meatball attachment and ejaculatory arrangement.

The first mention of beanis was found in a fanfic by Majin Syeekoh and is sometimes referred to as a bean dildo.

"Have you heard of the new bean dildo?"
"Oh yeah! The beanis that jizzed sour cream?"
"No, no. This time it's hot sauce."

by Grumpycat96 June 12, 2018

Beanis

The measure of how far back you wear a beanie. The further back you wear it on your head, the longer your beanis is (usually measured in inches).

"Wassup guys, my beanis is 8 inches long!"
"Well, guess what! My beanis is 10 inches long."

by nikesbskater1997 November 21, 2011

beanie

a beanie is usually woollen and it is worn by skaters and pople who are cold.

Jules: I'm cold
Champ: You douchebag you forgot your bloody beanie. Now you are gonna freeze to death

by margaret June 6, 2004

Beanied

A alcohol induced state total retardation. leading to Abnormal Behavior, Random acts of stupidity and an uncontrollable urge to make love with unattractive women.

Ryan was Totally beanied last night. I cant wait to go out and get beanied.

by Lynchy1993 June 1, 2011