The Beanslide

During the 69 position while the male is on top of the female he proceeds to move into an upright position (technically sitting on her face), he then slides his sweaty nut sack across the entire length of the woman's face thus leaving her with the grimy, smelly sweat of his genitals.

"Last week Jimmy gave me the Beanslide and I still can't get the scent to come off...."

by Merick August 18, 2007

Beardicide

The act of removing one's facial hair for those who consider it a separate entity. It's usually done for attention, or to impress members of the opposite gender.

Bro: Did you hear about Steve?
Bro 2: No man, what happened?
Bro: He totally committed beardicide.
Bro 2: No way! Why?
Bro: Lauraine called him a sloppy bastard.
Bro 2: What a total bitch, both of them.

by Neelands January 1, 2011

bandicide

When bands/musicians that you follow start breaking up..One or two - coincidence, but any more than 2 and you've got a mad case of 'bandicide'!

oh my god (zOMG)... 3 of my favourite bands have just quit/split. I've caused mass 'bandicide'

by electricdemonuk April 26, 2006

botanicide

Ritualistic killing of plants.

Eating seeds is botanicide. Millions of future plants will never sprout because of what you did!

by SinApodo August 5, 2012

bedicide

when a woman is having her period and when she is sleeping she leaks all over the place. The sheets look like someone has been murdered on them.

She woke up in the morning and realized that she had leaked, it looked like there had been a bedicide

by hilarybjacobs August 19, 2008

Brandicide

When a company does something so dumb it destroys a brand.

GM's "Not your father's Oldsmobile" campaign was so bad, they essentially committed brandicide.

by Alfred Sloan December 4, 2010

Beanified

the act if becoming more and more Mexican every generation.

Stages if being beanified:

1st stage: Rolled down converse
2nd stage: High socks
3rd stage: Low dickies shorts
4th stage: Cholo shirt
5th stage: Tattoo of Saint Mary shooting a gun

by Parishilton101 December 9, 2009