10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Religion:
10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.
9. Beer doesn'
t tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don't force Beer on minors who can'
t think for themselves.
6. When you have Beer, you don'
t knock on
people's doors trying to give it away.
5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over their brand of Beer.
4. You don'
t have to wait more than 2,000 years for a second Beer.
3. There are laws saying that Beer labels can'
t lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a Beer.
1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.