Battleship

Where you lie in the bathtub buck naked and your girlfriend blows the shit out of you.

Mark and Melissa played battleship. Mark clearly won.

by easyriderpussypunch January 13, 2015

Battleship

Secret code used by people in Ohio to discreetly talk about marijuana use. Several terms from the popular board game are used in the code such as Carrier, Battleship, Submarine, Destroyer, Patrol Boat, Hit, and Miss.

Sorry guys I gotta go play a game of battleship with my dad.

by N.H.Keys April 30, 2016

Battleship

A game you play while shitting. You poop out a long turd and than try to split it in half with the remaining poop in your body.

Man I really let that shit have it. I sunk the battleship with a line of shrimp poppers!

by Poop Master Killah May 2, 2006

battleship

A fun game that teaches little children to play nice, as well as naval warfare tactics.

B-8!

You sunk my battleship!

by IrishRepublicanArmy December 12, 2003

battleship

An extremly well armed ship used in WWI and WWII, but went out of action after the sinking of the I.J.N. Yamato.

Because airpower was found more useful, the battleship was no longer used.

by Minority July 26, 2006

battleshipping

(v) motorboating a chick with big ass titties.

Danny: Dude, what the fuck were you up to last night?
Mikey: Dude, I was at the bar fuckin battleshipping some big ass titties.

by Manny Cruzman November 21, 2009

battleship

The penis of an older man that has weathered many a vaginal seas. They are brought out for various ceremonies throughout the year. Some mens Battleships have more ceremonies than others.

So Bob; are you gonna be sailin the old Battleship this weekend?

by Dr. Battleship DeCock February 29, 2008