bastardization

when someone makes something more douche-like than it was before

'fo shizzle my nizzle' is a bastardization of 'fo sheezy my neezy' which is a bastardization of 'for sure my nigga' which is a bastardization of 'i concur with you whole-heartedly, my african-american friend'

by deziree February 24, 2007

Bastardish

To be quite bastard like

Did you see that guy, what a bastardish person

by Ryan Cimmerer February 14, 2008

Bastardize

To make illegitimate or to severely degrade the quality of

Man, the way Soulja Boy bastardizes rap makes me wonder if rap's even music anymore.

by Jai Alai March 15, 2008

Bastardised

A person who becomes a bastard

When a persons dad goes to the shops for a pack of fags and never comes back, they've been bastardised.

Barry was bastardised at an early age when his dad went to the shop for a pack of cigarettes and never returned.

by RKingda July 28, 2015

Bastardized

Extremely distorted. No longer resembling the idea presented by the original.

The bastardized photo showed me having sex with a monkey.

by Zo, Joose, and Jeff March 20, 2003

Bastardice

(n): The direct opposite of justice. Any situation or action indicative of the past or present actions of bastards.

Not to be confused with the adjective tense, Bastardous.

"This ipod that guy sold me doesn't even work! Pure Bastardice!"

by DuexTres March 31, 2009

lazy bastardizing

When you combine doing nothing with slacking off.

Ah there's nothing like lazy bastardizing on hot summer days.

by Prophet of Confusion April 8, 2008