Phantom Batter

To masturbate or "whack off", whilst wearing a balaclava in the same room as your mate while he has sex with a girl. Often the "Phantom Batter" is hidden under a desk, under the bed or behind the curtains. Ultimately, the "Batter" needs to be hidden, all lights off and making sure to be very careful about how much noise he makes whilst rubbing one out.

By definition, its fine if your mate knows your in the room, but its only a "phantom bat" if the girl has no idea of the Phantoms presence, otherwise your just a broski having a toss.

Trev: "Michael was a Phantom Batter last night while i was giving it to Susan !"
Jason: "Haha, for real ?"
Michael: "Yeh bro, I was hiding under Trev's desk with a balaclava on ! She totally never saw me"

by Narll1 November 1, 2010

Shoot the Batter

When a guy squirts a load of semen, also known as baby batter, he is shooting the batter or has shot the batter.

Shoot the batter already, my pussy is getting sore and I have to work tomorrow.

by Boner D February 1, 2012

Battersnatch

A vagina with a very bad yeast infection.

I was going to have lunch at the Y today but all they had left was battersnatch.

by Pnoder April 16, 2009

Chicken Banter

Banter or exchange of witticisms alluding to chickens, eggs, or any other components of farm life

Mike: If you peep about this to anyone I'll scramble your ass
Ricky: don't worry, when I was being interrogated by the dean, I was walkin' around egg shells tryin not to spill the beans!
Mike: good cause the deans a perv. This chick I know went to see him in his office and he offered to show her his pecker
Ricky: damn! that man really needs to get laid!
Mike: yeah but he should stop thinking with his cock or he'll get fried

Mom: BOYS! QUIT YOUR CHICKEN BANTER!

by Campus Farmer April 13, 2010

Banterlope

Often also a lad, a Banterlope is someone who has been responsible for some epic banter

We just had a few beers at ours last night, Darryl was a right Banterlope tho!

by SC88 July 7, 2010

The Batter

some random guy in a baseball uniform who appeared in this post-apocalyptic world. hates ghosts and will beat the shit out of anyone who's hostile to him.

The Batter is my favorite protagonist, he's badass even.

by qweurtyip809 July 14, 2023

Archbishop of Banterbury

Someone who has impressed with their Banter on a regular basis can be referred to as this term for the king ding of Banter, someone who is above all others when it comes to Bantering

You know what, it's about time that we ordained you as the Archbishop of Banterbury

by Kieren and Grae August 26, 2008