balsmatic

A form of salad dressing. Derived from the word balsamic, it contains moose ball juice...hence the name BALSmatic.

It's only available in NS.

Please pass me the balsmatic dressing Lisa.

Mmmm...this balsmatic dressing is delicious!

by Mindy Riser March 10, 2007

blunatic

The name for someone talking to themselves while alone in public. They may be crazy, they may have Bluetooth, but who cares? They're blunatics...don't make eye contact!

Dude - I thought that guy was asking me for change but I think he was ordering Chinese. What a blunatic!

by Uncle Arthur March 14, 2009

blunatic

A person driven crazy by blue moons.

On December 31, 2009 millions of blunatics howled at the blue moon!

by Geomancer December 31, 2009

Ballatician

Anyone whose name isn't Austin. He is a ratchet.

Is that austin?

Yeah man what a ratchet.
Opposite of a ballatician, yo.

by austinh8er October 22, 2013

bluntician

someone who is an amazing blunt roller

"JP is a certified bluntician, her blunts are always perfect"

by farmvegas420 October 4, 2020