balian

balian has a fat shlong and he gets all the pussy in the world

oh my god have you seen balian’s dick it’s so huge-said candice

by Jamal and Tyrone May 5, 2021

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baltazar

One of the best guys you could ever meet. Sweet, handsome, witty and funny, Baltazar has a natural charm which makes everyone love him. Your life is incomplete without a Baltazar.

Always true and honest with the girls, he never takes anyone for granted. No matter what happens, he will stick by his girl and never leave her side. She will be the luckiest girl on the planet.

Baltazar is such a babe

Every girl wants a guy like Baltazar

by seashell101 September 9, 2012

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baltar

A scientist turned president that can and does have sex with every female thing that moves. Even aliens... Even his own frakking mind.

to pull a baltar is to have sex randomly and often.

oh hi, i dont believe we've met.....
(6-8 min. later)
*sex*

last night i just totally pulled a baltar

by Jeremy Hughes February 6, 2008

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Baltard

A member of the acclaimed Baltimore moped gang. Often addicted to late night moped rides resulting in the abuse of sushi and Natty Bohs. Sometimes confused as being slow, a Baltard posses the ability to blast, despite the moped being constructed of trash. In par with their macabre appearance, a Baltard will invite you into there “Murderhouse” moped den for a juncture never to be forgotten!

---Did you see that guy just go down on that ped?

- Yeah, looks like Shlippy Lippy of the Baltards....
---Don't look into his eyes, we don't need any trouble!

by ringringBANG June 22, 2010

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baltag

Torture technique employed by 8th grade Romanian language teachers which results in many young adults to turn to a life of crime or debauchery. Axe with a fat blade and short handle, just like Oana Roman.

You need to read Baltagul by the end of the week or else! She hit him over the head with the baltag.

by eisn January 20, 2022

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