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Ballinology

The study of being a baller. More commonly used for the true boss. Many people pretend and wish to be a baller but cannot obtain the status. It is characterized by well dressed and mannered men. Prodomintaely being young business owners who stack paper. Masters of ballinology are commonly referred to as ballinologist.
Chuck - Dude I just got my PhD in ballinology!

Chris - How so?

Chuck - Totally just took another city over with authority.

Chris - True ballinologist!

Chuck - Get off me with that chump change Lil Wayne!
by The true ballinologist November 2, 2009
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Baldinati

Bald illuminati.

When Corpse_husband was spiralling about Pitbull and other Bald famous people being in a secret group
On Tina kitten's late night twitch stream,

A group in twitter named "The temple gc" came up with the baldinati theory that
Every bald people praise Bingus, a famous bald cat In the cult
And That's what the famous lyrics of
PITBULL "Hotel-motel" indicate. Their secret base.
Which Corpse husband and Tina talked about in the stream
Tormuj : hey it could be a bald illuminati

Nina : yes baldinati

The entire temple : BALDINATI YESS
by Tormuj July 16, 2021
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Balbino

A person who gets more attractive as you consume more alcohol. Balbinos are often aware of this and pray on the drunkest attendees of the party.
Person 1: I can't believe I got with him/her last night.
Person 2: I know, what a Balbino!
by Balbino Lova April 14, 2011
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Baldito

“We’re not Banditøs anymore. We’re BALDITOS.” ~CrankThatFrank
by Bandito394 May 29, 2019
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Baldinati

* Bald illuminate theory
* theory about the famous bald people having a secret cult
When the streamer Corpse_husband started spiralling again ranting about pitbull's song lyrics from hotel room service "hotel-motel'
and saying bald people know something that we don't . also while saying bingus knows things

A gc Named "The temple of missing CC's came up with the

BALDINATI or bald illuminati theory
where it's said that all the famous bald people were called in by Bingus and and their secret base is named 'hotel motel' where they plan on stuff like turning everyone bald

which tina and corpse noticed making corpse say " as long as baldinati doesn't trend"
Tormuj : omg bald illuminati?
Nina : mhm baldinati.

silver : baldinati is real
cissy : baldinati truther?

ace : where is corpse??
Merli : omg what if baldinati kidnapped him???

Alice: did you guys spam baldinati?

Faith : yes . deamon bald illuminati is real

Ava: this should be trending
by tormiee July 16, 2021
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baldilocs

Lupe asked "Who's hair is all over the ground?" David answered "Oh, that's Timmy ' s hair."
Well tell baldilocs to sweep it up!!!!
by fallujah_dave May 15, 2014
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balding

The act of slowly losing hair from the head.
He is losing his hair, he is balding.
by 156298 July 15, 2014
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