The act of texting your fellow employees, friends, bosses or clients that you will be unable to make it into work.
Can also refer to just being late or leaving early from work, appointments, Training etc.
Can also refer to just being late or leaving early from work, appointments, Training etc.
Hey man, i think I have to bailot on you today. I don’t really have an excuse other than my schedule can’t accomodate me being there.
Person 1: Did you hear that Steve pulled a fucking bailot today?
Person 2: Doesn’t surprise me.
Person 1: Did you hear that Steve pulled a fucking bailot today?
Person 2: Doesn’t surprise me.
by LadyBitz November 9, 2018
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Get the Bailout mug.1. Noun
A person who has so many skills, people who know them have trouble figuring out which is their favorite. Then they remember the baking skills.
2. A freezer that is consistently filled with enough booze to fuel three parties
3. Verb
Falling asleep on the landing of one's stairs.
A person who has so many skills, people who know them have trouble figuring out which is their favorite. Then they remember the baking skills.
2. A freezer that is consistently filled with enough booze to fuel three parties
3. Verb
Falling asleep on the landing of one's stairs.
1. That Balog pipes like a frosting pro.
2. I forgot to byob but it was ok because the balog was full.
3. I got so drunk last night I had to balog 9 steps up.
2. I forgot to byob but it was ok because the balog was full.
3. I got so drunk last night I had to balog 9 steps up.
by Schirbotski January 13, 2011
Get the Balog mug.A sarcastic word meaning you are broke and in need of money; Referring to the government bailouts, in which large amounts of money were given/loaned to the Banks and Auto Industry. Neither endorsing or opposing the government bailout.
-Dude, I'm so broke, I really need a bailout!
-That company just went under! They really need a bailout!
-That company just went under! They really need a bailout!
by westernwishes February 8, 2009
Get the Bailout mug.Similar to Bailing.......this is the act of ditching on a preagreed event, date, plan etc. Typically of great excitement or importance to one or more parties to whom the bailing is being committed against. Always last minute and leaves ppl with a feeling of disgust/dismay equal to or greater than the holocaust.
AeSop: Hey Sallie.....we still on for tonight? I've been lookin forward to this all week!!!
Sallie: OMG...Meeee Toooo. I'm just gettin ready now. Pick me up in half hour.
...............(half hour later).......................
AeSoP: I'm outside your place. Get out here.
Sallie: O ya about that....I"m not allowed to come anymore. hehehe....Ttyl....
AeSoP: Faaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......I can't believe u bailocausted AGAIN!!!! (goes offs himself)
Sallie: OMG...Meeee Toooo. I'm just gettin ready now. Pick me up in half hour.
...............(half hour later).......................
AeSoP: I'm outside your place. Get out here.
Sallie: O ya about that....I"m not allowed to come anymore. hehehe....Ttyl....
AeSoP: Faaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......I can't believe u bailocausted AGAIN!!!! (goes offs himself)
by lurch18 November 2, 2009
Get the Bailocaust mug.Yo man, I've made some terrible decisions over and over again, but I don't want to be held accountable for my actions. Can you give me a bailout?
by CommonCents December 20, 2008
Get the Bailout mug.What schecklemensch expect when their irresponsible and greedy management decisions come back to bite them in the pocketbook.
The schecklemensch told Algelides that they just missed the basic concept that the housing market would not continue to rise so they needed a bailout to keep their bonuses in tact.
by ktedidit January 15, 2010
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