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Levels Of Douche Baggary

Levels Of Douche Baggary

Level One: Douche bag.
The lowest level of douche baggary.

Level Two: Douche Bowl.
Someone who is being slightly more douche-e-er then a douche bag.

Level Three: Douche Bucket.
Someone who is a just being a whole bucket of douche.
Someone who is slightly more douche-e-er then a douche bowl.

Level Four: Douche Bin.
Someone who is close to the biggest douche you have ever met or seen.

Someone who is slightly more douche-e-er then a douche bucket.

Level Five: Douche Barrel.
Someone who is the BIGGEST douche EVER. Like in all of existence.

Someone who is excessively douche-e-er then all of the above.
Do YOU know the levels of douche baggary?
by TheMotherFukinPrincess November 11, 2009
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bagtard

portmanteau formed from bagholder + retard

a wannabe investor who buys a bad stock, then even when it keeps going down year-after-year, instead of taking a small loss, now, the noob huffs some hopium and holds firmly onto his bag until the stock is completely worthless and he is FLAT BROKE ...

syn: naktard, fucktard, trumptard
Nine-out-of-ten financial advisors agree ... people who buy NAK are bagtards!
by Eppypotamus April 9, 2021
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douche-baggary

Actions, ideals, or opinions displayed by or associated with those of a douche-bag.
The idea that welfare programs will help the poor get back on their feet, rather than keeping them dependant on the government, is nothing more than liberal douche-baggary.
by PopnfreshGTmem September 13, 2008
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baggadix

"Congressman Foley eats a baggadix."
by Muchamuchacha October 6, 2006
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bagtard

portmanteau formed from bagholder + bagnard + retard

def: (1) a "very stable genius" (aka moron) who envisions himself as an astute 'investor' (aka wannabe) and after buying a bunch of bad stocks, instead of prudently selling, rightaway, and taking a loss, stubbornly holds-on "long-and-strong" until the stock goes to ZERO and he is flat broke; (2) a person who stubbornly refuses to admit he made a mistake and desperately and stubbornly holds onto his erroneous position, long after being shown irrefutable facts proving him wrong e.g., also see trumptard .
Anyone who invested in NAK thinking it was their El Dorado, has been proved a bagtard!
by Mister Hankey April 9, 2021
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Bargardi

A yeti or sasquatch with an extremely large ball sack!
The Bargardi was discovered by a Aboriginal Philsopher.
by Mikey Cloudburst August 14, 2002
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Baggadouche

When calling someone a douche bag isn't quite enough.
Simon: Look at that guy.
Tom: Which one?
Simon: The baggadouche with the hawaiian shirt on.
by Mash4it September 11, 2011
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