Badalump

When your phone makes a sound indicating that a text message has arrived. It is usually the default sound.

It can also be a derogatory reference to the value of the message where the message is worth less than the sound the message arrival makes.

After getting four incoming text messages, all of which were ignored, Timmy said, "My wife has been budalumping me all day".

"I hate the badalump."

by Zarbuck November 14, 2011

balungous

Excessively expansive rear end

I cannot wear skinny jeans because my balungous doesn't fit in them.

by Screwie booie February 7, 2010

big baluba

Unruly or wild person. Word used by Irish teachers to describe misbehaving kids. Racial slur. Name of a tribe in Katanga, involved in a fatal attack on Irish United Nations peacekeepers in 1961.

Teacher walks into classroom and sees student jumping around.
"Sit down, you big baluba", says the teacher.
Student punches teacher in face, jumps out window, escapes to freedom. Returns later to burn down school.

by Arzface January 19, 2008

Baal

Baal is the hottest lady alive. She is able to pull a sword out of her tiddies like oh my god you can see why kazuhas friend tried to go up against her

God of electro, because she can give you quite the shock
Claims to be the god of eternity, but all anyone can see is spending an eternity in her fat boobs and ass.

Some say if you sit in front of your toilet and masturbate for 69 hours while screaming "mommy" at 3am she will appear in your pity

Loser: have you seen baal? shes kinda weird, im skipping her banner
Superior person: no, have you seen her boobs and fat ass? and shes split an entire island, like she'll be splitting my legs later
Loser: wait fr.... can i join

by mothgutz July 18, 2021

Balumpus

The god of farming; also, the god young men pray to when trying to get laid.

Dude, I prayed to Balumpus last night, and that slut Carrie gave me a blowjob!

by Froat August 12, 2007

Balupto

Small, often painful burn marks left on the sides of your penis Usually caused by frequent or rough masturbation. Another way to get these things is unprotected, unlubricated anal sex.

"Dude, I found a great porno at the store and gave myself some nasty balupto."

by Ryan Schilling December 15, 2009

Baluga bomb

A shit so incredibly big it blocks the toilet and after a while blows the whole bathroom up and leaves shit within 5 km of the explosion.

I feel so sick I might do a Baluga bomb

by Oscra Papa October 11, 2018