baluga

a word meaning anything and everything in the english dictionary.

jasmine: why is there bread in my hair?
marshall: baluga.

by loligans March 22, 2011

baluga

crazy

Omg Gurl did u see the bad car accident in oakland it was baluga.

by Sav Bev January 14, 2021

baluga

an animal that you call an overweight friend

Fatty: i will have the cookies, brownies, cupcakes, pie, ice cream, and the carrot cake for dessert

you: your suck a baluga

by DARIAN_IS_FAT*lose some weight May 5, 2012

Baluga

a type of bread usually used for ham and pickle wraps

John went on a picnic and brought along his baluga

by jsmdore June 15, 2019

Baluga bomb

A shit so incredibly big it blocks the toilet and after a while blows the whole bathroom up and leaves shit within 5 km of the explosion.

I feel so sick I might do a Baluga bomb

by Oscra Papa October 11, 2018

angry baluga

when you're trying to shit, but it gets stuck halfway out of your asshole, causing you to reach in your ass to pull it out. Causes you to moan and groan like an "angry baluga"

guy 1: bro this morning I had to pull an angry baluga
guy 2: well did it come out?
guy 1: fuck yeah it did.

by thatgirlwhocries April 17, 2016

Belugatard

Some annoying motherfucker thats 10 years old and uses discord all day all night and is sleep deprived because they're on belugas server and type some unfunny discord mod meme that died out months ago a Belugatard will usually go apeshit over opinions.

Father: you dont want to be like that guy
Son: who?
Father: The belugatard.
Son looks at belugatard
Belugatard in the distance: AHAHA NO MEMES IN GENERAL UWU IM A GIRL BTW ME WHEN I SEE A DISCORD MOD AND HE GIVES ME NITRO
Son vomits due to belugatards cringe.

by Lolorator360 October 19, 2021