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a word meaning anything and everything in the english dictionary.
jasmine: why is there bread in my hair?
marshall: baluga.
baluga by loligans March 22, 2011
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Omg Gurl did u see the bad car accident in oakland it was baluga.
baluga by Sav Bev January 14, 2021
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an animal that you call an overweight friend
Fatty: i will have the cookies, brownies, cupcakes, pie, ice cream, and the carrot cake for dessert

you: your suck a baluga
a type of bread usually used for ham and pickle wraps
John went on a picnic and brought along his baluga
Baluga by jsmdore June 15, 2019

Baluga bomb

A shit so incredibly big it blocks the toilet and after a while blows the whole bathroom up and leaves shit within 5 km of the explosion.
I feel so sick I might do a Baluga bomb
Baluga bomb by Oscra Papa October 11, 2018

angry baluga 

when you're trying to shit, but it gets stuck halfway out of your asshole, causing you to reach in your ass to pull it out. Causes you to moan and groan like an "angry baluga"
guy 1: bro this morning I had to pull an angry baluga
guy 2: well did it come out?
guy 1: fuck yeah it did.
angry baluga by thatgirlwhocries April 17, 2016

Belugatard 

Some annoying motherfucker thats 10 years old and uses discord all day all night and is sleep deprived because they're on belugas server and type some unfunny discord mod meme that died out months ago a Belugatard will usually go apeshit over opinions.
Father: you dont want to be like that guy
Son: who?
Father: The belugatard.
Son looks at belugatard
Belugatard in the distance: AHAHA NO MEMES IN GENERAL UWU IM A GIRL BTW ME WHEN I SEE A DISCORD MOD AND HE GIVES ME NITRO
Son vomits due to belugatards cringe.
Belugatard by Lolorator360 October 19, 2021
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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