Boned

When you wake up the morning after a night with Scott Rutherford

What happened last night? "My last memory was Scott Rutherford handing me a Redbull vodka. Nekt minute, I woke up $500 in debt, feeling like death warmed up and wanting to end it all. It was that moment I knew I got boned.

by Smintch May 5, 2016

Boned

In deep trouble. used in futurama when bender says "i cant see, are we boned?"

"uh oh, im boned for blowing up that car"

by stevie baby 111 February 10, 2007

boned

To be heavily under the influence of marijuana. The word is an amalgamation of the conventional terms "baked" and "stoned." Likely a result of a high person getting the two confused.

"Dude, I was so boned that I couldn't shit cause it felt weird."

by peteskeetskeet October 20, 2011

Boned

Super out this world high;

fucked up on the goods

“Dude I’m super BOONNED”
“This shit will get you boned!”

by Phsycadelic_are_good March 21, 2020

Boned

Sacked/Fired. (from their job)

" A termed allegidly used by then Channel 9 Australia CEO Eddie McGuire" Has become part of the language in Australia as a result of this. When somebody gets sacked from their job, people sometimes say "They've been boned"

Australian comedian Billy Birmingham as a reult of this called one of his Albums Boned and used this meaning as the premis of it.

by IanG August 4, 2007

boned

v. tr.
"You got boned!" It's like you got served or you got owned, and usually accompanied by a hand gesture where you jerk the "thumbs up" gesture quickly upwards and slap down on your right bicep with your left hand, mimicking a "boning" motion.

"You just got boned, dude!" (plus "boning" hand gesture")

by Schnei October 19, 2005

Boned

To have have intercourse with a woman

Shiiit... I boned La'Quita last week!

by guidokj November 14, 2003