Blumpa-loompah

A blumpkin performed by a midget.

Man, I thought a blumpkin was great. Then I found a golden ticket and Mr. Wonka let me have a blumpa-loompah sample.

by PurpleYoda July 2, 2012

Blumpatola

The act of receiving a blowjob while taking a dump and wearing a towel around your head.

Scott enjoyed coming home from work, pulling a towel out of the hamper, and receiving a blumpatola from his partner.

by Blumpster September 3, 2009

Blurtation

When something sounds really good in your head but when you say it, it just sounds stupid.

We have a very very heavy blurtation tonight

by Razul Ham March 9, 2011

blurday

denotes a non-specific day of the week. Used when time and events get going too fast to keep them straight in your mind, such as when under enormous pressure at work or at home

God what day is it? It's like blurday right now...

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

blumpamotive

To recieve a blumpie while traveling in a R.V.

Dude i got the best blumpamotive the other day when me and your mom went on a romantic drive.

by Rocco Cocko III April 17, 2011

blurgatory

noun: The feeling of being stuck in a drunken state between sober and blackout drunk. Lasts for an undetermined amount of time, and it feels like you can't fully get to one state or the other without a total commitment.

"No matter how hard I tried last night, I couldn't get completely hammered. I was stuck in blurgatory all night!"

"Dude, you lack commitment and faith in getting wasted, that's why."

by mavis7897 November 9, 2012

Burpage

The absolute need to sit forward in your chair and deliver a guttural burp.

Wow Wayneo, that was an awesome burpage!

by JJ_Cooper May 27, 2020