Bark

noun: An adult bear with fully grown sharks as arms. The most deadly creature known to man. Indigenous to North America, it is mainly located in the Pacific-Northwest but has been know to migrate as far east as Maine.

Who would win in a fight, 200 first graders or a Bark?

by Phil Krundel December 14, 2008

bark

A female bark better known as a "queef". A female bark is a rare bodily function caused by a pocket of air forming inside of the vagina when it is constantly pounded by the wrath of a man stick and is then released upon removal of the respected scholars penasia

Example: "bro I was fucking this slam pig missionary and she fuckin barked when I pulled out"

by Thy bons February 18, 2014

bark

To break wind, to fart. Also used as a noun, i.e. flatulence.

It's embarrassing to bark in an elevator.

by zjo123 December 15, 2006

BARK

what a dog says when you say no

I said noooooooo, and the dog said "BARK"

by flutie January 13, 2004

Bark

haha furry. If you bark your either a furry or a fortnite addict. Either way barking is pretty funny if your a human

“Bark”
“woof”

by im_rad420 November 16, 2020

bark

To vomit, to throw up, to puke. When your digestive system works in reverse.

She's in the other room, barking up dinner.

by Kel-C February 16, 2005

bark

Shot of whiskey or some form of alcoholic elixer.

"Take a Bark and drown your sorrows..."

Ozzy Osbourne -Suicide Solution

by cwemde November 26, 2007