A name created by Smitty. If you're drunk, high or both while playing CS:GO, saying Bappo followed by anything that rhymes with Bappo is the funniest thing in the world.
When Bappo says something racist on live TV. Bappo no Flacko
When Bappo ended World War 2. Bappo nuked Jappos
When Bappo ended World War 2. Bappo nuked Jappos
by nathanshmitt69 April 18, 2019
Get the Bappo mug.A musician graced with the blessing of being picked for bassoon in their high school band, or someone with knowledge enough of this profoundly wonderful instrument to choose it.
Bassoonists tend to be a little on the nutty side. When approaching a bassoonist right after a rehearsal, be very cautious until you know if the piece was good or not. If it was good, run, or you will never hear the end of it. If it was very bad, run, or you may detect bad vibes unintentionally directed at you. If it was a trombone, baritone, or tuba part, run. Just run.
Bassoonists tend to be a little on the nutty side. When approaching a bassoonist right after a rehearsal, be very cautious until you know if the piece was good or not. If it was good, run, or you will never hear the end of it. If it was very bad, run, or you may detect bad vibes unintentionally directed at you. If it was a trombone, baritone, or tuba part, run. Just run.
'Bassoonists can be mighty dangerous; all those years of blowing on a double reed, and the pressure can get to your brain.' ~paraphrased, Law&Order or CSI
by Zillah Lewis March 31, 2005
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not a dying duck, but a cool thing.
very hard to play.
must be good at blowing and moving fingers fast.
also you loose breath fast and it's very expensive.
makes people jealous.
not a dying duck, but a cool thing.
very hard to play.
must be good at blowing and moving fingers fast.
also you loose breath fast and it's very expensive.
makes people jealous.
by coolbabboon February 15, 2009
Get the bassoon mug.The larger of the two standard double reed instruments in the orchestra. It resembles a Victorian bedpost and one must have double jointed thumbs to play it! It can play in the bass range, however it's most lyrical range is in the tenor.
The bassoon starts the symphony off in the Sorcerer's Apprentice.
by macfanmd April 5, 2009
Get the bassoon mug.An ancient martial art developed in the spring of 2011 that involves distracting your opponent by pretending to do something with your left hand, while simultaneously punching them in the dick with your right.
by Nytmare696 September 20, 2011
Get the Crappo Bappo mug."He was clean through on goal, keeper beaten, but totally bassonged it over the bar"
"So, I was sitting there chatting to this really hot girl, everything going great guns, when she touched my knee and, bassong! I came in my pants"
"So, I was sitting there chatting to this really hot girl, everything going great guns, when she touched my knee and, bassong! I came in my pants"
by Malkatraz May 12, 2016
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