bampot

Glaswegian word for a "Headcase"

Away ye go ya "Bampot" ye!

by Michael Steel September 24, 2003

Barmpot

A foolish, silly, deranged or stupid person

Police sergeant- What does he look like?
Rose- He looks distinguished

Onslow -He looks like a barmpot.
Police sergeant- Can you narrow that down a bit? Does he have any distinguishing features?
Onslow -He was carrying a bucket and spade. Daisy- He was going to the seaside.
Police sergeant- With his bucket and spade....
Onslow- I told you, barmpot

by Random Stooge May 28, 2018

Crappo Bappo

An ancient martial art developed in the spring of 2011 that involves distracting your opponent by pretending to do something with your left hand, while simultaneously punching them in the dick with your right.

"Oh look, I'm pretending to put this book away on a reeeeally high shelf and- CRAPPO BAPPO!!!!"

by Nytmare696 September 20, 2011

bampersand

Derived from b&, derived from band, derived from banned.
The & sign is known as an "ampersand."

Bampersand his ass!

by blank June 19, 2004

Bampy J

Nibbling on nipples while eating crisps

Damn Connor Bampy J 'd Sarah last night! Man gotta love ready salted

by Cammie123456789 May 3, 2016

bamping

intransitive verb from bamp - smelly, minging, dirty faced, torn clothing. basically a minger.

Often used to describe a Devon-based person who is extremely fond of sheep.

Danny is a Bamping
He's often seen a tramping
His mother doesnae ken his fither
And she certainly widnae want tae

by Christina February 17, 2004

Bappop

an unfunny member of the male sexuality

My friend made the worst joke today! He's such a Bappop.

by /summon April 25, 2022