awky sitch

A shorter version of "awkward situation"

Mom: John, your father and I have chlamydia..
John: ......awky sitch, awky sitch!

by Sonson K June 18, 2007

Awky Signs

A long list of hand signs that are used in different awkward moments. There are ones for major holidays and other moments that really get you out of an awkward situation.

Some of them are: awky turtle, awky tent, awky monster, awky tree, awky heart, awky flag, awky bunny, awky fireworks, the list goes on.

While i was on my walk home, i saw an assortment of awkward moments and held up my different awky signs.

by Anna B. June 24, 2007

Awky Award

An award comparable to the Oscars given to someone for outstanding Awkwardness.

Host: And the Awky Award goes to John! For tucking his shirt into his underwear!

by Luke Rollers October 19, 2011

Awky Porky

Derived as a fusion from the words "awkward" and "pork", Awky Porky is an all encompassing term that describes weird/uncomfortably/awkward moment either in the lead up to, during, or immediately after sex

"dude, we were getting it on, and everything was going great until he asked me if i had a 'wet pussy', which so gross I just totally turned off..awky porky!"

"so while we were screwing, I realized he had photos of his parents and his ex girlfriend pasted all over his walls, it made for a totally awky porky!"

by kleerly November 28, 2009

Totes awky momo

To describe when a totally awkward moment happens.

It was a totes awky momo when no one knew what Evelyn was talking about!

by Lilgill October 28, 2015

awkymomo

its when an awkward moment has occurred

An awkymomo occurred when Chandler sucked on David's toe.

by rynoooooooooooooo June 30, 2011

awkys

Something really awkward that any other response would make the situation worse. A cooler and better version of awk.

"That's not even my baby dude!"

"Awkys..."

by Sarahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh May 6, 2012