roid awakening

When your hemrroids become inflamed and irritated after eating spicy foods.

Marc put jalapeños on his hamburger and had a roid awakening when he took a crap.

by Aneefa February 26, 2014

Sexual Awakening

The first time in a person's life in which they experience a euphoric feeling and desire to be physically intimate with someone.

Timmy: Until I laid eyes on Kelly Kapowski, I thought girls were icky and full of cooties.
Johnny: Ah, so she was the harbinger of your sexual awakening!
Timmy: ...Still is.

by AngelJesusGonzalesSmith April 27, 2019

Awakening

uh-wey-kuh-ning

adjective

The process one went through when reaching enlightenment.

"The Red Pill of Awakening "

“You have to see it for yourself. This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill and the story ends. You wake in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill and you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.” –Morpheus to Neo in the movie The Matrix

by Pseudonym2.0 March 11, 2015

Crusty Awakening

When a person (can be guy or girl) suddenly wakes up in the dawn of light to find that they are temporarily blinded by some crusty substance on their masked eye. Low and behold, they find out that the nasty crustiness is none other than a savage cum glaze that was placed sometime during their innocent slumber.

Ali awoke to an unexpected darkness as she tried to open her eyes, she found that they were fastened shut by a dried substance, called the crusty awakening, that Bill had strategically placed while she was laying fast asleep.

by Bill MacElroy March 26, 2010

gay awakening

When wlw and mlm find themselves sexually attracted to people of the same gender, normally a celebrity, for the first time.

Girl 1: Beyoncé is so hot, she was my gay awakening!
Boy 1: My gay awakening was definitely Harry Styles

by queerwhoreishere March 9, 2019

gay awakening

Noun
Sudden realization of one’s gayness. Can sometimes be terrifying and sometimes euphoric. Generally realized through a friend or the like.

Carl: “That guy at work was my gay awakening.”
Jenny: “Oh, cool.”

by MoodyHD December 29, 2022

lewd awakening

The act of waking up your partner with oral sex.

"My girlfriend got a lewd awakening this morning when she woke up and I was eating her out."

by cookin77 August 18, 2012