Spousal Avoidance Center(SAC)

A predefined area designated for complete spousal(female) avoidance. The Spousal Avoidance Center(SAC)can be a man cave, a TV room, a garage or any other physical room that achieves the objective of complete spousal avoidance. Any SAC must be equiped with proper safe-guards to notify the Man in the SAC of the approaching spouse. While in the SAC a man must never respond to the spouse or demonstrate any sense of urgency in leaving the SAC when called to leave. An ideal SAC contains a beer fridge(stocked), shelves for snack foods, microwave, large screen TV for football and other sports, a serious stereo, wall photos of manly icons such as Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings, John Wayne and Evil Kneivel and also a video gaming center if required. A bar with stools for other men trying to achieve total spousal avoidance is highly encouraged. A toilet is ideal to prevent exiting the SAC for obvious reasons.

"I spent the weekend in the Spousal Avoidance Center after my wife and I got into a fight".
"During football season I can be found in the Spousal Avoidance Center(SAC) on Monday night, Sat. and Sun."
"Dude, come on over, we will go to the SAC and avoid our spouses."
"My wife knows better than to come into the SAC with a honey do list".

by EastClintonHustla February 6, 2009

Avoke

The youtubeer ninga definition of the year for gifting too much

Avoke is becoming Abroke

by djjdmsjsnd October 10, 2019

avika

a girl who is beautiful, kind and patient. a good listener and caring person. but be warned, should you get on her bad side she will cut out your heart and feed it to the pigs.

that girl is such an avika, she will go on to do great things.

by sungbeetle February 5, 2010

Avoid the Mall Day

On the day after Thanksgiving (a.k.a. Black Friday) all shopping areas are total chaos. Rather than fighting insane crowds to save a few dollars, the smart people stay home and avoid the malls on that Friday.

I hate holiday shopping crowds, so I honor Avoid the Mall Day and do my shopping on-line.

by Charles_U_Farley November 27, 2010

Work avoidance technician

Some who works harder to avoid work than the task it self

Look at this work avoidance technician over here, he's working harder hiding from the foreman than doing the job.

by Uncow March 23, 2011

avokiddo

An unusually small-sized avocado.

In order to make my famous guacamole, you can use 3 regular sized avocados or 6 avokiddos.

by BanditBall July 4, 2017

En avoir plein le cul

French Expression, which means you're sick of something.
Literally, it means "have your ass full".
It's like when something is really annoying you ...

For example, if you're with your homie and you guys are talking about a girl you'd like to have a erotical partnership with:
Sacha: "Comment ça se passe avec cette fille ?" ( how is it going with this girl)
You:"J'en ais plein le cul"
Sacha:" Il a l'air d'En avoir plein le cul "( It seems like he's really annoyed)

by Zeitoun June 22, 2009