astronuts

the act of, pertaining to, or characteristic of a person who is mentally deranged; not sane; not of sound mind.
A person that either temporarily or completely turns to utterly senseless behavior, such as an adult dressing in diapers and driving non-stop more than 900 miles to attack a lover's companion who was a victim of an imaginary love triangle.

Wow Scotty, when that lady talking on her cell phone and swerving all over the road cut Kenny off, he went absolutely astronuts! He followed her to the next town(disregarding the fact that he had to be at work), jumped out of his car, slammed his door and went off on a raging rant on her.

by Chris-T March 9, 2007

astronut

having no life and getting no pussy

Siples: Hey im having a lan party tonight, wanna come?
Me: Fuck no, i fucking hate you

by Colin Beckley April 24, 2005

Astronut

When a guy gets a blowjob in zero gravity and nuts into the air, the girl must then try to catch the cum in her mouth and swallow, this is called the astronut.

Neil Armstrong: I gave Sally Reid a nice astronut on our last mission.

by Jalen_the_alien December 11, 2017

astronut

when an alien ejaculates or nuts

yo dude did u see that alien at area 51 astronut into that policeman.

by JDSAVAGE July 25, 2019

Astronut

When an astronaut masturbate and cums in space.

Jared was so lonely and bored that he astronutted atleast twice daily.

by Day worldoo June 16, 2021

astronut lollipop

When you forcibly jam one testicle in your partners ass while thrusting in her space

Borty entered her assmosphere with his astronut lollipop during blast off!

by AzRev July 28, 2022

AstroNuts

SIMP men that girls keep in orbit around them when/if their main man bails or she breaks up

Yeah we broke up but I called down of my AstroNuts Jay until we get back or I find me another main, this time with bank

by RickyBigDick August 10, 2020