the act of, pertaining to, or characteristic of a person who is mentally deranged; not sane; not of sound mind.
A person that either temporarily or completely turns to utterly senseless behavior, such as an adult dressing in diapers and driving non-stop more than 900 miles to attack a lover's companion who was a victim of an imaginary love triangle.
A person that either temporarily or completely turns to utterly senseless behavior, such as an adult dressing in diapers and driving non-stop more than 900 miles to attack a lover's companion who was a victim of an imaginary love triangle.
Wow Scotty, when that lady talking on her cell phone and swerving all over the road cut Kenny off, he went absolutely astronuts! He followed her to the next town(disregarding the fact that he had to be at work), jumped out of his car, slammed his door and went off on a raging rant on her.
by Chris-T March 08, 2007
having no life and getting no pussy
by Colin Beckley April 25, 2005
When a guy gets a blowjob in zero gravity and nuts into the air, the girl must then try to catch the cum in her mouth and swallow, this is called the astronut.
by Jalen_the_alien December 11, 2017
by JDSAVAGE July 26, 2019
Yeah we broke up but I called down of my AstroNuts Jay until we get back or I find me another main, this time with bank
by RickyBigDick August 11, 2020
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