Assterixis

Assterixis is lack of ass in a man's life. It's when a guy isn't getting anything and it is deadly. The only cure is 🍑

He has been suffering from assterixis for the last two years

by Oxbridge October 8, 2016

asstric bypass

process needed to remove someones large posterior, similar to gastric bypass

That girl has got one big ghetto booty, she could use an asstric bypass

by tonyhowe May 22, 2008

asstriloquist

one who can throw flatulations to other areas of the room

Tom: did you fart?
Bill: no twas the asstriloquist over there.

by darklorr June 11, 2006

asstriliquist

To talk out of someone else's ass

Fred is an asstriliquist when he was selling my car for me.

by Sililiqueef November 18, 2020

asstriloquisting

Talking out of their ass.

A person was once again asstriloquisting about something.

by komen_tar March 4, 2023

asstrich

A person who, like the metaphor of the ostrich sticking it's head in the sand when in a difficult situation, promptly shoves their head up their ass during an argument that they're losing and refuses to budge from their position. Most often people with closed minds and no interest in compromising.

The Republican party showed what asstriches they were when they refused to compromise on the debt negotiations.

by Semiominous September 18, 2011

Asstrickle

when your peeing and a little pee runs down your butt crack.

I had an asstrickle this morning.

by IsabelBALLLALAL January 21, 2009