apparentfuckingly

Exasperation at the bull shit surrounding the situation that is deemed unchangeable and hopeless

Apparentfuckingly I can not get a job that allows me to not work on weekends

by Roomie Quotables November 18, 2013

nigga bob asspants

Slang for the cartoon character sponge bob square pants

Yo, homie my little bro was watching nigga bob asspants earlier.

by pissna April 16, 2007

apparent

Obviously natural, duh.

It is so freaking apparent that the sky is blue.

by Bad-ass coffee! December 9, 2008

asspreneur

A young female who wants to succeed in the business world by exposing her ass across social media platforms.

- Jennifer posted 5 photos of her ass today, did you see them all dude!?
- Yeah, she is going places man, such an asspreneur. I admire her.

by tolgaonuk February 27, 2018

assprint

the indentation on a chair or seat from your ass after you stand up

Her assprint was massive

by Norraa April 29, 2006

Apparently I Weekend

A weekend where the only way to recall the past weekend's events is to say "apparently I..." and continue on with the story. Apparently I weekends are usually accompanied by large quantities of alcohol.

What the renditions of Apparently I Weekends might look like:

"It was an awesome party. Apparently I had a great time..."

"My night was pretty crazy. Apparently I was acting like an airplane. Sound effects and all."

by anyonebuthim November 29, 2009

asaparentsis

The disease of having Asian Parents; specifically, inflammation of the brain.

I needed something stronger than painkillers for my type 3 asaparentsis.

by Leon Polvik October 10, 2018