assnine

A word used to describe anything that is stupid, inappropriate, lacking, or just not necessary. Also can describe someone who is full of themselves.

1. The sluggish way I was running today was assnine...

2. I'm not going to say his name, but D is so assnine that its annoying.

by newguyontheblock October 9, 2008

Asserting Dominance

When you take your friend's burrito and eat it and not letting him have it back at any cost.

Teo died attempting asserting dominance, but failed leaving his friend with a tasty burrito.

by EpicMangoWafflez May 20, 2016

Assertive

A trait that people have when they can stand up for themselves without being rude.

"I think he is rude."

"No, he is assertive."

by Summerselection July 29, 2015

asstynine

The process of licking someone's asshole while he or she proceeds to lick yours simoultaneously. A more advanced version of the traditional sixtynine position.

Chris: "Hey man, did you lick that bitches ass last night?"

Ian: "Ya man, I asstynine'd that ho."

by Anal Connessiure September 26, 2009

Assertained

Someone who was delayed because they were busy sitting on the toilet.

He could not answer the phone because he was temporarily assertained.

by Tranquillity Base February 8, 2022

assercise

Exercise geared towards women with no ass, to increase the size, or one with an out-of-shape ass, to tighten it up.

Her ass is drooping bigtime; she needs some assercise.

My ass is totally flat, but look at her! Could I get an ass like that if I did some assercise?

He is so bony. Dude could use some assercise.

by BlueNinja November 19, 2007

assertive

Someone who makes the initiative to take action

In order to be assertive you have to be motivated

by Gerard Irick November 12, 2010