An absolute mega chad bloke, pulls all the females effortlessly and always shouts the boys drinks. Typically has a penis over the size of 8 inches therefore always has a fat bulge in his trousers. Over 6ft foot in most cases. Listens to Lil Yachty and Lil Yachty only. Drives a ferrari.
Wow that bloke has a massive penis, is 6ft tall, listens to Lil Yachty and drives a ferrari! His name is obviously Aslam.
by bigbulgeinpants69 November 23, 2021
Coolest guy in Bengaluru you'll ever meet, talk to him about TVS Apaches and he'll take you for a ride.
Have you met Aslam
by Youfromfuture November 25, 2021
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