Ashton Kutcher

an effeminate hippie "stick man" who is bangin an old skank gettin some of them Bruce Willis leave-ins

i wouldn't stick my dick in a bowl of Bruce Willis's man-pudding

by ew goo September 05, 2004

Ashton Kutcher

verb: To take a service and use/abuse it until it's no fun anymore. To fuck an application until it is dead.

Guy 1: Hey man, I'm on Tumblr now.

Guy 2: Watch out it doesn't get Ashton Kutcher'd. Look at what happened to Twitter.

Guy 1: Damn.

by simon_not_garfunkel April 19, 2009

Ashton Kutcher

An actor who was good on "That 70's Show" but is utterly pathetic in all other roles.

WTF? Ashton Kutcher is doing a MOVIE!? I gagged enough the last time I watched Punk'd!

by AngryAmishMafia May 26, 2004

Ashton Kutcher

A slightly above avergae looking guy. Acting skils..... limited. Can be funny sometimes. All and all not bad

I cant hate on Ashton, cuz Demi would whip my butt.

by Dont be stupid, I know its hard, but try. January 03, 2005

Ashton Kutcher

A young hot guy that loves the old hot ladies who are close to his moms age.

Ashton Kutcher could have had Britney Spears but he went for Demi Moore instead.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

Ashton Kutcher

Cocaine. Names of white people such as Justin Beiber and Miley Cyrus allude to the drug Cocaine.

Wipe your nose, stop fucking with Ashton Kutcher

by UltimateRuffles October 29, 2019

Ashton Kutcher

Hott...awsome actor n just an awesome Guy for my friend megan!!

Ashton is the best guy ever!

by Brooke September 15, 2004