Definitions by FightClubber

chudunkulous  

describes something massively large

Rosie O'Donnell is a chudunkulous person.

chudunkulous by FightClubber December 29, 2008

chudunkulitis 

a disease that causes one to become chudunkulous and/or obesity.

Rosie O'Donnell suffers from chudunkulitis.

chudunkulitis by FightClubber December 29, 2008

Rosie O'Donnell 

A planet of massive size and density. Considered the King of All Planets, the planet has made millions shouting across a table at other, slightly skinnier, planets that some people actually found entertaining.

Rosie O'Donnell's mass is so large that it no longer revolves around the Sun. Rather, the Sun revolves around it.

Rosie O'Donnell by FightClubber December 29, 2008

Ashton Kutcher

An untalented acting monkey, who to some people is actually funny. He has made millions of dollars pulling dumbass, tasteless jokes on celebrities, while simultaneously have either A) having massive ADHD attacks or B) having large seizures. Both performed on a stool.

Child: Mommy, what's wrong with that monkey on the TV?

Mother: He's Ashton Kutcher. And I don't know, Billy. I don't know.

Ashton Kutcher by FightClubber December 29, 2008

chudunkulite 

someone who suffers from chudunkulitis and/or a fat person

Oprah Winfrey is a chudunkulite. (again!)

chudunkulite by FightClubber December 29, 2008

charlay 

your best friend, marijuana. (or charlie)

"Let's go bite charlay!"

charlay by FightClubber December 29, 2008