Asael Sida

The god of monkeys.

Asael Sida will eat ur bananas.

by candon February 11, 2019

pedo asado

A roasted or grilled fart.

Commonly used in the plural form, pedos asados, to describe a foul odor. Translated from the Spanish.

Damn, it smells like pedos asados in here!

Beware the pedo asado, it's extra stinky.

by the definition circuit August 17, 2011

ASANow

As soon as now, the real meaning of ASAP.

Designer to Printer: When is the posters going to be printed?
Printer to Designer: Dude man, you will have then when they are done!
Designer: Damn it I need them ASANOW.

by kiwiupover April 24, 2015

Asado

(Adj) /Ah-sah-doh/
In Peruvian slang, a person that is pissed off with something or someone.

El está asado porque no le hicieron caso (He is pissed off because nobody paid attention to him)

by FireWings93 June 13, 2017

Asael

Asael is the most fun-loving individual and is so smart, you fucking wonder if the man is a fucking walking encyclopedia. He pulls random historical facts out of his ass like they’re pieces of shit. He has great hair, great shoulders, great body. He has big dreams and should stop at nothing to accomplish them. He loves hard. To be loved by Asael is one of the most cathartic feelings you could ever imagine. Asael struggles with his insecurities, but is the most accomplished and steadfast individuals you will ever meet. He high key don’t understand how dope he is and that pisses most people off. Also, he is good in the bedroom. And I don’t just mean sleeping. Even though his ass loves to sleep. Even though he has insomnia. Dark-skinned boy who deserves the world. The girl who has him surely has something greater than rubies or diamonds. She has the world.

Guy 1: Bro, Asael is dope as shit, I’m very jealous of him.

Guy 2: Me too. He has many good qualities.

by ilikeburgers47 January 15, 2021

Asseous

Adj. Of or relating to wounds about the rump made by a fiery object or probe.

In order to soothe society's asseous wounds, man offered his burnt posterior to the wind.

by Ikelton and co. March 26, 2010

asado

A Argentina based barbecue. Consisting of Chorrizos and Bacio types of meat. And it's freaking awsome. Often aten with Chimichurri a souce from Argentina.

Hey yo my friend Nico making a awsome asado.

by Nico O April 5, 2005