arsewanker

A name for someone who is a general cunt

Oi Karmel you arsewanker

by Wys1269 February 11, 2019

Arsewank Day

The day we celebrate Keith Arsewank birthday 27 March 2023

Happy Keith Arsewank day

by Artijoke March 30, 2023

Keith Arsewank

American conservative, known for his views on the arming of teachers. Formally known as Keith R. Swank, he was ridiculed by UK Twitter for his name. The term "Keith Arsewank" was born on the 27th March 2023, after he posted a tweet saying "TEACHERS. SHOULD. BE. ARMED.", which quickly went viral on UK Twitter, leading to the ridicule.

Keith Arsewank Day is now celebrated on the 27th March 2023, the day he posted his now-infamous tweet.

by fearlessmonkey8 April 4, 2023

Arsewank

The process of masturbation that involves inserting ones own penis in ones own anus.

It is often used in the same way as the word 'wank', to say that something is bad.

"Music these days is absolute arsewank"

by Humphro March 25, 2004

Arsewank

To slide a tiny todger between the butt-cheeks of another man, in the style of failed American politician, racist, gun-loving, homophobic cretin Keith R Swank

Keith R Swank is a right Arsewank

by keithArsewank April 11, 2023

arseplate

as first seen on the Buxton FC forum.1. A device to warm the cheeks.2. To exclaim disbelief.

"Arseplates young man that can not be!"

by Timmy January 25, 2005

arsecrank

It a the move used by many women to feed on young men..
it is when the women puts one arse cheek over a mans head and tightins up another check snapping the neck of the helpless male

man - tell dat to sandra
odr man - no she'l arsecrank me big style

by conor kavnagh April 6, 2008