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by fearlessmonkey8 October 13, 2021
Get the Stuart Jones mug.Bert: *chill*
Me: *also chill*
Bert: *comes up and sits next to me with his paw on my leg"
Everyone: "Aww how cute the good boy Bert is".
Me: *also chill*
Bert: *comes up and sits next to me with his paw on my leg"
Everyone: "Aww how cute the good boy Bert is".
by fearlessmonkey8 July 28, 2021
Get the Good boy mug.American conservative, known for his views on the arming of teachers. Formally known as Keith R. Swank, he was ridiculed by UK Twitter for his name. The term "Keith Arsewank" was born on the 27th March 2023, after he posted a tweet saying "TEACHERS. SHOULD. BE. ARMED.", which quickly went viral on UK Twitter, leading to the ridicule.
Keith Arsewank Day is now celebrated on the 27th March 2023, the day he posted his now-infamous tweet.
by fearlessmonkey8 April 4, 2023
Get the Keith Arsewank mug.The girl you're trying to chat up is both the fittest bird on the planet and a fat slag at the same time until your pointless attempt at chatting her up gets accepted or rejected. Often leads to doublethink.
Bloke 1: "Check her out, she's well fit!"
Bloke 2: "I tried to chat her up earlier, stay out of her way, she's a bloody whore"
Bloke 1: "I'll give her a chance, I'll go see if she likes me"
A few seconds later
Bloke 1: "Actually you're right, she is a fat whore. I know it's Schrödinger's Woman a bit, but it's true"
Bloke 2: "I tried to chat her up earlier, stay out of her way, she's a bloody whore"
Bloke 1: "I'll give her a chance, I'll go see if she likes me"
A few seconds later
Bloke 1: "Actually you're right, she is a fat whore. I know it's Schrödinger's Woman a bit, but it's true"
by fearlessmonkey8 February 9, 2023
Get the Schrödinger's Woman mug.The stage after Schrödinger's Woman, doublethink is the ability to hold two contradictory opinions about said woman and forget the one which does not approve with your narrative (usually after a failed pickup attempt)
Bloke 1: "Mate, I thought you said you loved that bird!"
Bloke 2: "No, she's a fat slag. I've never loved her"
Bloke 1: "Are you going mental or are you just forcing doublethink on yourself?"
Bloke 2: "No, she's a fat slag. I've never loved her"
Bloke 1: "Are you going mental or are you just forcing doublethink on yourself?"
by fearlessmonkey8 February 9, 2023
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Get the Egg Fried Rice mug.A day of celebration of the birth of Keith Arsewank on British Twitter. Formally known as Keith R. Swank, he is a US conservative known for his views about armed teachers.
Happy Keith Arsewank Day! The 27th March is a day of celebration and you should celebrate it as well!
by fearlessmonkey8 April 10, 2023
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