Definitions by fearlessmonkey8
Rebelation
Ska and reggae band from Norfolk. Active since 1994, Rebelation has toured around Europe and their music is played globally
Rebelation by fearlessmonkey8 May 2, 2023
27th March
A day of celebration of the birth of Keith Arsewank on British Twitter. Formally known as Keith R. Swank, he is a US conservative known for his views about armed teachers.
Happy Keith Arsewank Day! The 27th March is a day of celebration and you should celebrate it as well!
27th March by fearlessmonkey8 April 10, 2023
Keith Arsewank
American conservative, known for his views on the arming of teachers. Formally known as Keith R. Swank, he was ridiculed by UK Twitter for his name. The term "Keith Arsewank" was born on the 27th March 2023, after he posted a tweet saying "TEACHERS. SHOULD. BE. ARMED.", which quickly went viral on UK Twitter, leading to the ridicule.
Keith Arsewank Day is now celebrated on the 27th March 2023, the day he posted his now-infamous tweet.
Keith Arsewank by fearlessmonkey8 April 4, 2023
Schrödinger's Woman
The girl you're trying to chat up is both the fittest bird on the planet and a fat slag at the same time until your pointless attempt at chatting her up gets accepted or rejected. Often leads to doublethink.
Bloke 1: "Check her out, she's well fit!"
Bloke 2: "I tried to chat her up earlier, stay out of her way, she's a bloody whore"
Bloke 1: "I'll give her a chance, I'll go see if she likes me"
A few seconds later
Bloke 1: "Actually you're right, she is a fat whore. I know it's Schrödinger's Woman a bit, but it's true"
Bloke 2: "I tried to chat her up earlier, stay out of her way, she's a bloody whore"
Bloke 1: "I'll give her a chance, I'll go see if she likes me"
A few seconds later
Bloke 1: "Actually you're right, she is a fat whore. I know it's Schrödinger's Woman a bit, but it's true"
Schrödinger's Woman by fearlessmonkey8 February 9, 2023
Doublethink
The stage after Schrödinger's Woman, doublethink is the ability to hold two contradictory opinions about said woman and forget the one which does not approve with your narrative (usually after a failed pickup attempt)
Bloke 1: "Mate, I thought you said you loved that bird!"
Bloke 2: "No, she's a fat slag. I've never loved her"
Bloke 1: "Are you going mental or are you just forcing doublethink on yourself?"
Bloke 2: "No, she's a fat slag. I've never loved her"
Bloke 1: "Are you going mental or are you just forcing doublethink on yourself?"
Doublethink by fearlessmonkey8 February 9, 2023
Covent Garden Tube station
The shittest tube station in london. Had to climb the stairs about 15 storeys up coz the lift fucked itself. Totally buggered after that lol
Covent Garden Tube station by fearlessmonkey8 January 4, 2023
Weekday Drinking
Ah fucking hell I'm hammered already and it's not even 10am yet! Well I guess that's weekday drinking for you then. Oh well back down to the boozer I need another Carling.
Weekday Drinking by fearlessmonkey8 August 8, 2022