Bat Arsed

Next level up from rat arsed. To be absolutely steam boated beyond return. Bat arsed is a sacred level of pissed which worshippers of life seek on the weekend. Bat arsed state is achieved by robbing tinnes from Tesco, prank calling your mates mum for a blowie at least twice so she thinks your serious, not eating a single fucking nut on the day of bat arsery and seeing off at least 10 shots of pure stink. When bat arsed thou must expect to piss thy self so don't wear your best pair of Lonsdale undies and remember if any cunt tries to tell you you're to bat arsed put your fucking mush down and windmill the shit out of that worthless piece of cum.

Joe: Hey Ben, last weekend was awesome we got so bat arsed. How about we tone it down a notch tonight and get fucking shit wrecked?

Ben: Shut the fuck up Joe you little pussy, I wanna try force my floppy in an 18 stone train wreck of a woman and shit on my own floor tonight, so I'm definitely going for the bat arsed option. You're such a little bitch

by NewyIsMassiv March 11, 2017

Dribbley Spunk Arse

The feeling after sex when sperm runs out of your vagina.

I hate it when you get dribbley spunk arse in Tescos

by Cupped Buttocks February 17, 2010

arse

The word for a persons rear end spoken by people who use correct english

Americans are so dumb that they cannot pronounce a word in their own language.
They say 'ass' for 'arse'
Ass is a synonym for Donkey. Poor Donkey!

by totem_pole November 25, 2014

arse

The correct spelling for a persons buttocks or behind.

The Americans are stupid and spell it "ass" like a donkey.

This term can also be used to insult.

"My arse is huge!"

"Stop being such an arse."

by andrew January 2, 2007

Arse Bankruptcy

Usually applied for when you have the trots but its got to the fizzy gob point where there is nothing left to yield.

Being very ill with a stomach complaint for a significant period of time,

i.e
Pete- Wheres Dave then Stu?
Stu- He's been off work with the gutrot, its been three days now he must be at the point of Arse bankruptcy

by Anders Par November 9, 2010

circle of arse

When everything is going wrong and there is no rhyme nor reason, no one particular thing to blame; it's like a spiral but it doesn't go anywhere, it is, in effect, a circle. The circle of arse.

circle of arse

...and so when you get down to the facts, the boss says one thing, the policies say another, but we need to do something completely different! So what do we do? Who do we blame? No one, it's just one big "cirlce of arse".

by MrGrumps January 11, 2011

shooty arse

A short sharp shooting pain you get up your anal passage.

Dave "arrgghhh"
John "What?"
Dave "I just had shooty arse".

by bigsam7 November 4, 2013