Aquisha 

Felisha’s best friend !! She’s hard working and head strong. Loyal & friendly to people who treat her the same way. You can always count on Aquisha . She has a beautiful smile

Aquisha is a great person, he smile lightens up a room.

Aquisha by Bluecece2020 June 14, 2018

Guitar Acquisition Syndrome 

Guitar acquisition Syndrome, or rather "GAS" is when you check out an awesome new guitar that you just HAVE to own, no matter what the cost. You lose sleep. You can't eat. It drives you mad!

I just spent $1000 on a guitar w/ money I don't even have. Now I'm in debt and eating from a trash can. I've relieved my Guitar Acquisition Syndrome, but now I suffer from buyers remorse and homlessness.

Guitar Acquisition Syndrome by andrew rules! July 14, 2006

acquisition 

something that has been taken; gained

I congratulate you on your acquisition. It is a formidable item you have acquired.

acquisition by A Broken Lady March 7, 2005

Aquistic 

Superior to aquatic,used to describe puertorican memelords who pretty much enjoy memes more than life.

Adrian:nigga I’m an aquatic mammal.
Raúl:well sorry to tell you...nigga, I’m an aquistic male dolphin,that makes me superior and more important so now you shall suffer...................Your.....mom.....gayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Adrian:Oh yeah well I shall counter attack.......... no..........uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Narrator:And they had the most intense dank battle of all time... until a powerful stranger walks in....
Nigga with big dong:Well yalls niggas fucked yall.......Yours....dads.....gayyyyyyys!!!!!????😹😹😹😹😹👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌lol
The narrator:And the fight ended with both niggas dead(as he said with a kkk outfit)

Aquistic by Don’t use this name May 10, 2018

Arquimides 

Tall and smart guy that likes sports but has severe anger issues when you annoy them.

Bro did you see Arquimides punch that hole in the wall?!

Arquimides by Toiletmuncher3000 November 19, 2021

Rules of Acquisition 

A numbered series of aphorisms, guidelines, and principles that provided the foundation of business philosophy in Ferengi culture. There are at least 285 of them.

Some examples of Rules of Acquisition include:

Rule of Acquisition #22: A wise man can hear profit in the wind

Rule of Acquisition #34: War is good for business

Rule of Acquisition #47: Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own

Rule of Acquisition #98: Every man has his price

Rules of Acquisition by IrishCreem January 14, 2019

acquisitionist 

A media & software hoarder. A person who's bandwidth, storage space, and desire to acquire intellectual property greatly exceed their ability or availability to enjoy even a small percentage of it.

Not to be confused with the typical obsessive collector: the acquisitionist distinguishes his or herself by having enough media to require several human lifetimes to even watch / play / listen to it all.

Maxwell: Hey Jorge, want to come over to my house and hang out? I just bought five new terabyte drives and I've already loaded them up with 1000 new movies, the entire N64, PS1, PS2 and Game Cube catalogs, the Virgin music catalog, and 10,000 hours of porn.

Jorge: Ok, I guess that might be alright. Hey how's your daughter doing? I hear she's started walking?

Maxwell: I wouldn't actually know; I'm an acquisitionist now; I tend to spend every waking hour downloading.

Jorge: Look, I've got to be somewhere.

acquisitionist by malarky2020 October 19, 2009