Definitions by IrishCreem
Rules of Acquisition
A numbered series of aphorisms, guidelines, and principles that provided the foundation of business philosophy in Ferengi culture. There are at least 285 of them.
Some examples of Rules of Acquisition include:
Rule of Acquisition #22: A wise man can hear profit in the wind
Rule of Acquisition #34: War is good for business
Rule of Acquisition #47: Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own
Rule of Acquisition #98: Every man has his price
Rule of Acquisition #22: A wise man can hear profit in the wind
Rule of Acquisition #34: War is good for business
Rule of Acquisition #47: Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own
Rule of Acquisition #98: Every man has his price
Rules of Acquisition by IrishCreem January 14, 2019
Yarp Yarp
Yarp Yarp (or Specimen Yarp) is an abomination created from a freak incident involving a spider, a hammer, a basketball and a bathtub. Formerly known as Kenny Hotz, this creature is an untamed beast that can only be controlled by being fed used tampons.
Yarp Yarp by IrishCreem July 20, 2010
mac attack
mac attack by IrishCreem April 1, 2007
power slide
a. The act of a rockstar sliding accross the stage on his/her knees. (Usually accompanied by a powerful scream)
b. The single most powerful weapon in any rocker's arsenal.
b. The single most powerful weapon in any rocker's arsenal.
Dude, check out that massive powerslide! He totally rocked that stage!
Damn Frederick, that powerslide was the pinnacle of that rockshow performance.
Person one: What can we do to make our band better?
Person two: Bust out the power slide. It's the single most powerful weapon in any rocker's arsenal.
Person one: Yea man, this is why we keep you in the band!
Damn Frederick, that powerslide was the pinnacle of that rockshow performance.
Person one: What can we do to make our band better?
Person two: Bust out the power slide. It's the single most powerful weapon in any rocker's arsenal.
Person one: Yea man, this is why we keep you in the band!
power slide by IrishCreem November 22, 2006