apple computer

In the beginning Apple said, "Let there be home and educational computers and let them be totally proprietary and we shall make tons of money." And they were pretty good. Then IBM said, "Lets build some small business computers and make the achitecture completely open and lots of people will make lots of money and we'll create a whole industry." They were good, too. Then Apple said, "IBM is an evil empire. Apple computers are for the rest of us." All I have to say is IBM gave birth to Dell, Compaq, ATI, etc., etc., and (unfortunately) turned Microsoft into a real evil empire. What has Apple done except try to enrich themselves?

PC's for people who prefer exclusivity to practicality.

by Wonder Dog July 06, 2003

apple computer

A company that once enjoyed being cool without effort; but now relies on that old coolness for meager profits.

That's a trendy apple computer, Bill

by Reckless Rambler July 05, 2003

apple computer

A piece of crap.

"I love apples"
George Chongris

by Tasty Snax July 04, 2003

apple computer

A nice-looking but expensive computer that runs a tenth as fast as it should.

"Fucking Windows XP, if I wanted my laptop to run as slow as that I'd buy an Apple computer"

by Bitchy tech-head July 04, 2003

apple computer

The eye-candy of computer technology. Looks good, but sucks ass.

Apple computers are what PCs will look like in 1000 years. And in 1000 years, Apple won't exist.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 20, 2003

Apple Computers

Made by a dumbass to be used by a dumbass

Opposite of PC which is made by a Nerd With No Life to be used by a Nerd With No Life

Apple Computers User: uhhhh... how do I open this file?

PC User: Time to download porn...

by The dude who tries to use neither May 29, 2008

apple computer

the company that manufactures the Mac and I-pod

by Paul Thundergod July 03, 2003