apocolpticanhoarderism

A person who hoards cans for the Apocalypse

Mario needs serious help for his Apocolpticanhoarderism.

by Robokoop May 12, 2020

apocolypticunt

A cunt whos only reason to live is to destroy any man in her sight by rubbing her infected cooch on them

That bitch is an apocolypticunt

by Suka may korncob December 4, 2020

Post-Apocalyptic Depression

The point at which one realizes, after giving away all personal possessions and saying goodbye to loved ones, that the world is in fact not over.

Jimmie: Man I really wish I didn't burn my xbox or give my car to that homeless man.

John: Sounds like a case of Post-Apocalyptic Depression

Jimmie: Feels bad man.

by Randy Billsap June 20, 2011

Post-Apocalyptic Currency

A Handjob.

Your birthday party wasn't a total loss; at least I got some post-apocalyptic currency.

by hellobrian October 30, 2008

apocalyptic dingleberry

Apocalyptic dingleberry means disastrous occasion where something goes wrong and then refer to them as a collosal fuck up.

"Omg Daniel you are a complete apocalyptic dingleberry for telling that girl you are a professional at milf hunting "

"Fuck , I can't believe the celtics , they lost again , what a bunch of apocalyptic dingleberries ! "

by nuartraws July 23, 2011

apocalyptic

a description of a person, place, item or event that was epically amazing in everyway.

Wow man, did you go to that Presidents of the United States concert? It was sool cool, it was practically apocalyptic!

by Becca the Rainbow monster August 4, 2008

Apocalyptic Dining

Beginning with dessert and working your way toward the vegetables.

We're having a party tonight, apocalyptic dining style, bring a cake.

by GrabandGo May 31, 2016