Andorra Man

A Portuguese penalty merchant who made a international career out of stat padding vs Andorra. He only shows up against the Andorra farmers and stat pads goals against them. His famous words are "Give me freedom,give me fire, give me Andorra or I retire". Without Andorra this Portuguese penalty merchant wouldn't have a career.

"Wow did you see Andorra Man yesterday?"
"Yeah he scored pens and tapins. What a statpadder."

by som1udontno May 1, 2021

Mayor of Andorra

A professional footballer from Portugal. He is also known for discovering new countries and statpading against the mighty countries Like Andorra and Faroe Islands. Some sources says he's also a Geography teacher.

The bromance between Mayor of Andorra and Penalties is Goated

by Blood Talon March 21, 2021

Andorra

tiny blob between Spain and France that nobody gives a f**k about

Tourist: Oh hey, I just came back from Andorra!
Me: lol wut

by CoolGuy999 August 31, 2017