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Altvater

German: literally ‘old father’, used as a distinguishing epithet for a grandfather or father-in-law; probably a surname borne by the servant of a person in the service of the grandfather or father-in-law of a local personage.
He was proud of his surname, Altvater
by Daisy-dag February 3, 2010
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Antimate

A bad friend, someone stabbing you in the back in public, highlighting negative sides about your character or just a douche.
On IRC.
#1: THERES PORN ON THAT LINK YOU GAVE ME
#2: So?
#3: Some people have problems with intimacy
#1: I googled that word, intimate or whatever
#2: You didn't know what intimate means?

Person #2 would be the Antimate in this case, highlighting the fact that #1 did not know the meaning of intimacy.
by Makeybussines March 23, 2009
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yellow jacket alligater

"yellow jacket alligater" is a redneck name for a bumblebee. yellow jacket alligaters are usualy big and very ferocious. they have an alligater head, a bee body, devil wings, and a tooth on their butt for stinging.

The word originated in Yermo CA, by Colt Hare
City boy: Wow, did u see the size of that bee?
Redneck 1: No man, that was no bee that was a yellow jacket alligater.
Redneck 2: OH SHIT RUN!
City boy: why?
Redneck 2: Those things with kill you dead thats why!
by creative redneck March 29, 2011
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Antimatter Dick

A dick so large it destroys anything it comes in contact with
Johnny literally destroyed my pussy last night, He has an Antimatter Dick!
by MrSokol January 14, 2020
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Antimatter

Antimatter is something that doesn't matter at all.
Guy one: Hey man, my girlfriend has bought this awesome new sweater!!!
Guy two: Come on man, stop bothering me with you useless antimatter.
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antipater

The term Antipater comes from the name of Alexander the Great's teacher and general.

It is now used as a derogatory remark for those who live too much in facts and ignore imaginary possibilities. It is often used against women who logically talk their way out of sleeping with you.
That beoatch was such an antipater, I couldn't even get a blow without a lecture from her.
by Dubba June 23, 2008
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Altvater

alt*vat*er v. to Altvater someone is to invite them to an event, and, after introducing them to a large group of people, promptly disappearing for the rest of the night.
"How was that party last night?"
"It was fine, but my friend totally altvatered me, so I had to talk to randos and left early"
by garbitch January 15, 2021
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