Alps

Female breasts, boobs, cans, bags, juggs, tits, twins, milk spouts etc.

"Yo dude, check out the alps on that one."
"Yeah, that'd be swiss to cock-toboggan between those."

by SB-B August 06, 2008

ALP

Pronounced "AYE ELLE PEE" Acronym for "Abnromally Large Penis" used by many on the IRC (Internet Relay Chat).
Mainly useage of this word is found on the Undernet IRC network. (see MIRC)

"* snoopdan lets notty hold his ALP"

"hey snoop, hows the ALP hanging?"

"My ALP itches."

by snoopdan.com May 29, 2005

ALP

The Australian Labor Party. The only Australian left-wing party with a chance, but who commonly screws it up due to their lack of backbone and propensity towards failure.

The ALP sucks ALP. (See definition one)

The ALP lost again in 2004 because they tried to pretend they were nice people when in actual fact they are just politicians.

by Lexette June 05, 2005

Alp

a nickname for tits

Look at her giant Alps.

by asdffgggggg July 18, 2008

ALP

Ass Licking Pussy
When someone is a ass licking pussy they are someone who lives there life to please others but many find this intolerable

Lisa- but he's so nice to me
Marissa- he's nice to everyone it annoys me
Lisa- I mean he is a bit of a alp

by Tiktoktrendz January 28, 2021

ALP

Stands for Aggressive Little People or Aggressive Little Person.

Dude that short chick is hot." "Watch out man i heard shes an ALP.

by Unicorn-Girl August 09, 2011

ALP

1. Accelerated Learning Program.

The coolest camp in Wisconsin. Only the best of the best take honor classes over summer FOR FUN!

2. A place to meet hott nerds.

Val: Check out the guy over there in the Star Wars shirt...
Trish: Yummy, I'm going to get me some of that! No one goes to ALP to learn!

by trishiepoo June 02, 2005