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Alphanite

An alphanite is an abbreviation of the words Alpha and Knight. However an alphanite is the opposite of an alpha and is not as honorable as a knight. An alphanite typically spends most of their days watching animal crossing porn and their best achievement in life is filling a jar with cum. on the flip side alphanites excel at being pro gamers and do not leave their room for the sole purpose of playing games. when you encounter an alphanite you may experience a putrid smell, this is most likely due to the diapers they wear. most people pass out due to the stench and often wear a gas mask in the presence of an alphanite. alot of people might think an alphanite might wet his pants often, however this is not true! An alphanites lower area may be wet due to them sweating too hard during a game of overwatch.
Hey! are you an alphanite? because your chair is sweaty and you smell!
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alphanso

An amazing person, easy to love, and even easier to fall for. A wonderful person and typically a fry texter, but if he has a girlfriend, back. Off.
Oh my gosh! Alphanso has all the girls looking at him!
by cAYLYNNN April 24, 2021
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alphanumeric

(adj) 1. a character belonging to the alphabet and numerical lettering. 2. a word used to describe as "cool" or awesome.
1. please restrain yourself to the alphanumeric system of letters 2. That move was so alphanumeric!
by Doctor Phanan August 13, 2003
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alphansus

Loves doge. Geme, cutez face n belly, aww
Alphansus iz bae, especially his belly
by jonmarvyn98 December 25, 2017
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aphanisis

Subjective destitution; an experience of oneself as excremental (a piece of shit) and worthless, and of being eclipsed by the objet petit a. An experience of the breakdown of one's sense of one's own value when overshadowed by the external locus of one's desires.

It is a concept in Lacanian psychoanalysis which is also sometimes used in cultural studies. It is a crucial component of Zizek's concept of the Act.
Victims of terrorist kidnappings may undergo aphanisis and end up identifying with their captors (the so-called "Helsinki Syndrome").
by Andy May 7, 2004
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allanism

He said every single toilet in China was a hole in the ground! What an Allanism!
by Professor Evan January 22, 2014
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alphanso

An amazing person that everyone loves and adores. Get yourself an alphanso, unless the have a s/o. Then back off.
All the girls are looking at Alphanso!
by cAYLYNNN April 24, 2021
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