Airport

Sex while Skydiving.

Person 1: Dude can you get a girl pregnant In an Airport

Person2: No, but it is very messy.

by A wellness way of life January 20, 2011

airport

There are four kinds of airport. #1 International. The largest, busiest airports, taking flights from around the world. Usually has a very long runway. Eg:Los Angeles International airport is the seconf largest airport in the world. #2 Reagional. An airport that takes flights from around country/continent. Eg:Nanaimo Reagional isn't the busiest airport around, but it'll get you around the continent. #3 Local. The second smallest airport, usually has average facilities, only takes local flights. Eg:Qualicum Beach Local will take you as far as Vancouver and up-island, but thats it. #4 Airstrip. Smallest of all airports, usually doesn't have normal airport facilities and can take only small aicraft. Eg:Tofino Airstrip has no facilities, but planes do land there.

Pilot - After the 18 hour flight from Vancouver, we finally arived in at Hong Kong International Airport.

by Minority July 24, 2006

Airport

Something you shout out in public when you see an amazingly good looking chick. This way instead of being arrested for sexual harassment, you will just be considered mentally ill or some crazy spac.

"AIRPORT" says nik
"Wtf?! Airport?!" says uber hot chik
"I Guess hes just a crazy spac" says douchebag

"im a Fag" says dan

by Foxtrot~Uniform~Charlie~Kilo April 26, 2006

Airporting

A radical 21st century movement that employs stop motion filmmaking techniques, whereby stranded travelers create short films while wasting away those I-can't-believe-my-flight-was-delayed hours in airports.

The genesis of the Airporting revolution: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v-_62c5MQ8

by kspeshol July 31, 2008

airport

To forget to get souveneirs while on vacation and then buy some thoughtless tee shirt or such at the airport gift shop.

I had such a blast in Tahiti I forgot to buy my boyfriend a gift, I had to airport him.

by oliver 700 May 21, 2009

Airport

Dark peach fuzz on a guy's upper lip. Gross, dirty looking.

That guy has an airport, ew.

by lalalallalalalalalaa February 07, 2009

Airport's Law

Applies for hipster male specimen defending SJW bullshit in general when the entire dogma calls for them to chop off their penises

Airport's Law — Every day another goony beard-man gets the impression that a rainbow haired she-twink might let him cum in her if he defends feminism.

by TranniesRMentallyIll May 14, 2016