by anonymous December 24, 2004
Definition of an Agnes Irwin girl: Wearing cashmere sweaters, Gucci sunglasses, and Tiffanys galore, these Philadelphian socialits take pride in their top notch prepatory education, the Agnes Irwin School. Arriving in BMWs, Audis, or Land Rovers, these blondes (if not outwardly, then at least at heart) not only know how to calculate daddy's trust fund, but also their 1300> SAT score. Special skills include superior hair flipping, being tan all year round, and looking sexy in a white buttondown shirt, collar up. When not applying to the top universities in the country, these AIS ladies may be spotted at parties with an Ivy League bound hunk, while taking shots of expensive liquor from their families wine cellars. Ultimately defined as one of beauty, wealth, and brains, an AIS girl will carry on the tradition of charming you with her classy styles and grace.
by class of 2005 February 13, 2005
a great school for classy,intelligent young women (leave the trashiness to baldwin) on the mainline.FUll of major hotties who r probs dating a sexy havy boy who will never leave her for a baldwin pig. or you might even see her out with a meathead from EA They party harder than they study and manage to have all all A's and still play lax,field hockey,soccer and tennis.
All in all a waaaaaay better school than baldwin or Ea if you didnt know.
All in all a waaaaaay better school than baldwin or Ea if you didnt know.
Agnes Irwin girls don't need to grind on havys at the mixers to get them to like her..they already have plans to invite her to their beach house and party on their private yacht.
by AIS ALLDAY BABY March 06, 2011
They have blonde hair (if not outwardly, then at least at heart) and pearls attached to their neck and ears. They fully understand the importance of kilt hemming. They're more likely than not to develop crushes on history teachers, and are still not used to seeing guys in jeans. Even though they're probably not Jewish, they have an impressive repertoire of Jewish songs thanks to a certain music teacher. Special skills they might possess would include: Maypole dancing, superior hair flipping, being tan all year round, and looking sexy in a white button down shirt, collar up.
by anonymous February 27, 2005
everyone needs to shut up and get lives. an agnes irwin girl is just like any other girl and you all should honestly eat shit (:
by smellmypits June 26, 2009
The Agnes Irwin School, otherwise known as AIS or Irwin's to its students or others on The Main Line, is a great school for girls and is not what everyone makes it up to be. I know first-hand what Agnes Irwin is really like because I have been attending this school for 9 years. Irwin's is not filled with all of the "snobby, stuck-up, rich sluts" like others say. Although people with lots of money and luxuries attend, it does not make them stuck-up and there are still are a fair amount of students who attend Agnes Irwin on full paid scholarships. Other schools around Agnes Irwin include: The Haverford School, The Baldwin School, Episcopal Academy, and The Shipley School. Agnes Irwin really has a great group of girls.
Wow, those girls who attend The Agnes Irwin School are so cool! Not like any of that bullshit i read on UrbanDictionary.
by I Attend AIS January 29, 2008
A private all-girls school on the Main Line which breeds eating disorders and low self-esteem. About 6 or 7 percent of women in the United States suffer from an eating disorder, but about 40 percent of Agnes Irwin girls think they're too fat and need to lose weight before J. Crew's new spring line comes out and will result to spending lunch in the library or sneaking off to the secret bathroom next to the theater to vom.
Every other high school in America may have the average slacker/burnout population, but at Agnes Irwin the biggest slacker is someone who doesn't get 9 copies of APUSH notes before the test - which Wigs will almost invariably score an A-/B+ - a tragedy to Irwins' girls. But these high-strung, uptight, and might I add hungry young women know how to get down on the weekends. You might spot an Irwin's girl getting her grind on at a Haverford mixer, swilling at a house party (most likely held at a mansion where the parents have jetted out of town for the weekend), or blowing lines in a bathroom stall at Shampoo. Well, I guess you wouldn't see her blowing lines, but trust me she is. Overall a prestigious academic institution instilling in its students a weird obsession with grades, being thin, and knowing the most boys.
Every other high school in America may have the average slacker/burnout population, but at Agnes Irwin the biggest slacker is someone who doesn't get 9 copies of APUSH notes before the test - which Wigs will almost invariably score an A-/B+ - a tragedy to Irwins' girls. But these high-strung, uptight, and might I add hungry young women know how to get down on the weekends. You might spot an Irwin's girl getting her grind on at a Haverford mixer, swilling at a house party (most likely held at a mansion where the parents have jetted out of town for the weekend), or blowing lines in a bathroom stall at Shampoo. Well, I guess you wouldn't see her blowing lines, but trust me she is. Overall a prestigious academic institution instilling in its students a weird obsession with grades, being thin, and knowing the most boys.
by truthhurts26 August 04, 2008