afrosaurus

a really awesome dinosaur sporting a gigantic afro.

That afrosaurus has a huge afro.

by ashwey74 May 2, 2009

afrina

this person literally makes my heart go 💕💘💖💗💓💞💝like literally she is such a heather and sad thing she would not accept it in a million years

there always is a swarm of simps around her and she being this prettiest sweetest talented lil innocent and naive muchkin is always so fucking polite to them😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤like whyyyyyyy
her face literally goes🥺🥺🥺like “hi i am baby pls take care” whenever she gets hungry (and she always is hungry at any given time of the day) and she always eats ice creams every day after school (how cute la🥰❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️
she flirts in a sucha cute🧸🧸🧸🧸 and chill way that you cant really help but fall for her
and the best thing about her is that she is single😱😱😱😱😱 like can you fucking believe it?!?!?!???? she claims she has been single all her life😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 like how????? how is this even possible??!?!??!!
on god (isay this often eventho i am an atheist) i would make you the happiest and satisfied person ever to exist if you just agree to date me
you always occupy all the room in my heart and mind coz you have been my crush for almost two llloooooonnnnnggggggg years now

(me writing all this despite being sure that you will never see this:🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡))

me:a gf like afrina is all that i ever need in my life
guys at jc: afrina is cute
girls at jc:like bro afrina is soooo fuckingggg pretty like howwww
moral of the story:yea everyone basically wants to be afrina s bf at this point

& that includes the girls too

by joey’s one vitta first cousin October 13, 2020

afroman

Colt 45 and two zig-zags, baby that's all i need. We can go to the park, after dark, smoke that tumbleweed. As the marijuana burns we can take our turn, singin them dirty rap songs. Stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong sell tapes from here to hong kong.

Yo, pass the bud Afroman.

by Bridget (imakickassninja) March 16, 2004

afroman

the best rapper ever made

WAY better than all these whack-ass rappers nowdays

I think your crazy
If you like Jay-Z
Don't "Change Clothes", change the cd
Murphy Lee "What Da Hook Gon' Be"
Cuz you do need a hook and another beat
Jermain Dupree you know you wrong
Fucked up Chingy's song
Ha Ha

Afro-muthafukin-M-A-N
Cant stand no muthafuckin Ying-Yang Twin
I think Little Jon and the Eastside Boyz
Is a ignorant, irritatin', bunch a noise
If you don't give a damn go and throw it out
If you don't give a damn go and throw it out
The windooooow up against the wall
Laugh when the muthufuker fall
These fools can't rap at all
I'll never buy a tune
From the Neptune
When they beat come on I hope it go off soon
Fabulous, What fabulous about him?
I think he terrible
Music unbearable
Rippin off Mase
With that look on his face
Aww man, I rest my case
Kelis, Wow
I hate her so much right now
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard"
Who gave her a record deal? Oh my god...
Kalis, this is what I want you to do:
Get on your knees face me
I got a milkshake for you and its tasty
Puff Daddy
Enough already
Now it's P. Diddy
Still sound shitty
How can your group be called a band?
Nobody plays an instrument man
Missy Eliot, she looks like Halie Berry
thats scary
(to the tune of Missy Eliot's shitty song "Work It")
Her cd ain't worth it
Put your money in you pocket and reverse it x2
(talking)
50 cent. Look at him, he don't even move his mouth when he rap.
He be rappin' like Mike Tyson or somthing.
(a lot of mumbling to a new beat, imitating 50 Cent's shitty style)

"I'll teach you how to stunt"
Teach me how to stunt?
They need to let me teach them how to roll a fat blunt
How to get drunk and take it easy
And stop making songs so cheesy
Now Mannie Fresh
is actually fresh
And Juvenille
I like his style
But the worst rapper I ever heard man
Is the whack-ass muthafuckin Birdman
What about Silkk the Shocker
"My name is Silkk and I'll shock you"
ha ha ha
Oh no!
I've just been Shocked by Silkk the Shocker

by Hairy Culo March 19, 2005

Acroname

-noun

A play on words using your name, user name, net handle, etc. as the basis for an acronym.

-verb

To give an acroname to.

-noun

1) Acroname for...Funeraldriver = Furious upon nights expressing rage and love. Dramatic rape is very emphatically rotten.

2) Acroname for...Lepidopterist = Loving everyone purges intense dislike of people. Treating ethically, respecting individuals sympathetically, triumphs.

-verb

1) Username, would you like me to acroname you?

2) I think I'll acroname username for a little gift to him/her.

by SicMirx December 3, 2009

Afrobatics

Amazing Acrobatic Athletic movements performed by African Americans. Pretty much all they feature on Sportscenter.

Announcer1: Manning drops back in the pocket. ....He throws the ball downfield complete to Thomas

Announcer2: What an Afrobatic catch he made there Bob.

Announcer1: I believe he majored in Afrobatics in College Jim

by Freespin66 November 24, 2013

Afrodavid

A legal document proclaiming your blackness before going to court, this is especially useful so the judge can predetermine a longer sentence in advance.

"Alright sir, I'm going to need you to sign this Afrodavid, just telling the court that you knew you were black before committing the crime but you did it anyway and now face the full dick of the law"

by ChillTFO July 24, 2016