A wild creature found in the darkest parts of the Norwegian woods. The creature is really small, got blonde hair and can't grow a moustache. This creature loves the colour green and is often found shrouded in a green sweater-like thing. The Affa can be found playing with sticks and banging them on hollow tree trunks like a drumkit. If you meet an Affa you should consider yourself lucky as they are one of the nicest creatures you will ever encounter.
Man: I just met an wild Affa wearing a green sock!
Woman: Oh lucky you! The Affa is so nice and friendly
Woman: Oh lucky you! The Affa is so nice and friendly
by NorthMan123 September 14, 2021
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What you tell the wife when you are with your whore
- playing golf
- going for a long walk with the dogs
- at a business meeting
- going for a long lunch in the country with the best friend (one who also has a mistress)
- working late
- meeting some old boys in London
- playing golf
- going for a long walk with the dogs
- at a business meeting
- going for a long lunch in the country with the best friend (one who also has a mistress)
- working late
- meeting some old boys in London
Girlfriend : i didn't see you on Thursday night. can we hook up at the weekend
Adulterer : Sure. I can get away. i'll just give the wife one of my affair excuses
Adulterer : Sure. I can get away. i'll just give the wife one of my affair excuses
by farnham philanderer January 2, 2017
Get the affair excuses mug.A part of the United States Army Civil Affairs and Psychological Operations Command that specializes in a wide variety of military missions and operations to include:
1. Jumping out of planes
2. Preparing to jump out of planes
3. Riding in planes, preparing to jump out of planes, but then landing again
4. Giving toys to orphans for the opportunity to jump out of planes
5. Constantly talking about jumping out of planes
6. Bragging about (insert country here) jump wings
7. Saying things like "dirty leg", "when I was with group..." and "back with division we always..."
In addition to these tasks, Civil Affairs soldiers sometimes (rarely) train in and undertake Civil Military Operations, to include assisting combatant commanders in their interactions with the local populace, acting as a liaison between military and other US Government entities, members of the international community and NGOs, in order to ensure a whole of government approach to military operations and civilian interactions.
1. Jumping out of planes
2. Preparing to jump out of planes
3. Riding in planes, preparing to jump out of planes, but then landing again
4. Giving toys to orphans for the opportunity to jump out of planes
5. Constantly talking about jumping out of planes
6. Bragging about (insert country here) jump wings
7. Saying things like "dirty leg", "when I was with group..." and "back with division we always..."
In addition to these tasks, Civil Affairs soldiers sometimes (rarely) train in and undertake Civil Military Operations, to include assisting combatant commanders in their interactions with the local populace, acting as a liaison between military and other US Government entities, members of the international community and NGOs, in order to ensure a whole of government approach to military operations and civilian interactions.
Dude: Man I'm so excited, my Civil Affairs unit has battle assembly this weekend!
Bro: Cool! What are you going to do!
Dude: Jump out of planes!
Dude: So we're going to jump into the objective.
Bro: Uh, but we're Civil Affairs, can't we just drive there?
Dude: You dirty leg, back when I was with the eighty-deuce we always jumped!
Bro: But this isn't even a war zone... we're staying in a hotel... and have rental cars...
Dude: This year's Civil Affairs training schedule includes 24 jumps
Bro: When are we going to practices our specialized tasks that we've f*cked up repeatedly in Iraq and Afghanistan due to lack of training and familiarity?
Dude: Ain't nobody got time for that. When I was with group....
Bro: Cool! What are you going to do!
Dude: Jump out of planes!
Dude: So we're going to jump into the objective.
Bro: Uh, but we're Civil Affairs, can't we just drive there?
Dude: You dirty leg, back when I was with the eighty-deuce we always jumped!
Bro: But this isn't even a war zone... we're staying in a hotel... and have rental cars...
Dude: This year's Civil Affairs training schedule includes 24 jumps
Bro: When are we going to practices our specialized tasks that we've f*cked up repeatedly in Iraq and Afghanistan due to lack of training and familiarity?
Dude: Ain't nobody got time for that. When I was with group....
by CASARGE May 6, 2013
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Cue shitty footage of some male reporter harassing baddie at their place of residence.
Tracy Grimshaw: There's been some new evidence that suggests cats prefer the colour red.
"Expert" (flipping pages): Uh well we've been seeing a lot of new evidence that cats like red.
Random cat lady: "My old Mittens loves red things."
Street random: "Yeah I like cats."
Tracy Grimshaw: Next week on A Current Affair...
Cue shitty footage of some male reporter harassing baddie at their place of residence.
Tracy Grimshaw: There's been some new evidence that suggests cats prefer the colour red.
"Expert" (flipping pages): Uh well we've been seeing a lot of new evidence that cats like red.
Random cat lady: "My old Mittens loves red things."
Street random: "Yeah I like cats."
Tracy Grimshaw: Next week on A Current Affair...
by PomiWells April 12, 2012
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Like when you bite into that boring lettuce sandwich, but your thinking of a toasty, foot-long, Roast Beef sandwich au jus, dripping with melted Swiss cheese.
Like when you bite into that boring lettuce sandwich, but your thinking of a toasty, foot-long, Roast Beef sandwich au jus, dripping with melted Swiss cheese.
Rebecca was having a food affair as she ate her protein bar, thinking instead, of a fluffy, chocolate parfait.
by Mr. Hugh Mongus October 2, 2009
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