Cuntable

adjective, descriptive of a tedious situation, person or object

These legal highs are a bit cuntable

by Small Animals February 5, 2009

Hold The Devil Accountable

To blame a non-existent entity for all of your actions or failures.

Example 1)

Jim: "Who is Bob going to making a scapegoat for being 5 weeks behind on the project that he's been ignoring?"

Sarah: "No idea but I'm sure he'll hold the devil accountable."

Example 2)

Bill: "Tiger Woods really held the devil accountable yesterday in his apology."

Ted: "I know it's such a shame that a great athlete like Tiger would be afflicted with a condition as terrible as 'sex addiction'"

by im.thatoneguy June 22, 2010

apuntable

something is so very small it can easily be punted like a football

man your dick is apuntable

by ew france May 5, 2023

acfuctable

Adj. Acceptable for sex.

Origin: < acceptable plus the F-word

That cute girl is quite acfuctable.

by Purple Gurl April 23, 2011

cuntable

Leith and Teddy in a cantalope smooching their buttcheeks and buzi buzi buzi around

those lads are being a cuntable

by teddyisafatbastardandihatehimb January 30, 2023

Accountable

No. I don't. That is an imaginary caveat you have invented.

Hym "And 'You need to be accountable for the things you say' is just your uppity, blimey, poofter way of saying 'You can say what you want but if I don't like it I get to do whatever I want to you' and NO. You DON'T get to do that. That isn't free speech. That is CONTINGENT speech and the contingency is the delicate sensibilities of some slack-jawed mongoloid. So, no. So maybe I wouldn't be saying what I'm saying if I hadn't been getting harass for years in a manner the resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia. Where is the accountability for them? Why is accountability always absent LITERALLY half the time? Fuck you. You're not an authority to which I can be held accountable."

by Hym Iam May 7, 2025

Hold yourself accountable

Report accurately on what is happening to me and capitulate fully or I'll murder your kids. Get the people I listed to sign affidavits.

Hym "Nah. Hold yourself accountable. It isn't Palentier. You are doing the surveillance to me. You and my surveillance and you disclose fully what you have been doing to me. You cannot stop the child murder without capitulating."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2025