assplosion

The act of imploding into one's self, then promptly exploding that out of the anus.

The assplosion of Henry rocked our group to the very core, to lose such a close member to such a tragic death.

by TheOneTrueMango November 22, 2006

Assplosion

Def1. The sudden release of the contents from one's bowels where the toilet bowl has become mottled in texture and color.

Def2. A powerful surge from an infants colon pushing upward and passing the boundaries of the elastic bands. Usually a huge mess.

Usage of Def1 in a sentence:

I swear I had an assplosion in there after eating that Grand Slam breakfast and 3 cups of black coffee.

Usage of Def2 in a sentence:

My baby literally had an assplosion that wasn't contained in their pampers.

by Will1492 June 29, 2009

assplosion

When diarrhea builds up so much energy prior to its exit, a giant explosion results.

After eating so many black beans, i had a huge assplosion.

by shitybits November 06, 2019

assplosion

When you eat Burger King and/or Taco Bell and the toilet paper roll disappears because the shit turned your ass a different skin color.

Uh-oh, Burger King does NOT want me to eat Whoppers anymore. I just had an assplosion in my pants.

by fartcheesestinkstyfour May 09, 2023

Assplosion

Unfortunate occurrence in which your butt explodes with diarrhea from eating something that doesn't agree with you. It often interferes with your daily life. Usually followed by burning A-hole.

If such an occurrences happen during social activities the need to excuse yourself is not needed. Simply locate the nearest bathroom facility immediately. If Ass-plotions occur frequently during your day it is best to locate the nearest bathroom facility as soon as you are introduced to a new environment.

Traci ate a chicago style pizza at lunch and came back to work with an assplosion

by Aragedie July 15, 2011

assplosion

The anal explosion that occurs after one eats mexican food, particularly, Taco Bell.

After that Taco Bell run, I almost didn't make it home before I had an assplosion.

I need to go home ASAP! I'm about to Assplode!

by boobular January 24, 2007

Assplosion

An explosive bowel movement, typically one that requires a shower immediately after.

Man, that 7 layer taco dip was spicy last night, there must have been hot peppers in there. I just might have an assplosion right about now!!

by Jenzci July 20, 2011